Goblyn/The Fifth Dollanganger

One of my posts appears to have gone viral--for me, anyway. I have nothing to promote, but if you're reading this, do something today that would have made Dolly happy. Read a book, sing a song, give to a good cause, be kind to a stranger, laugh at yourself, wear something shiny.

It's the mooooost won-der-ful time of the yeeeeear.... apnews.com/article/fat-...

It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips.

The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.

The Banana Splits have now withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour.

An actual author DMing you: "Hey." [entire twenty minute conversation about any other subject] "So anyway, I wanted to ask if you'd maybe finished reading my book? It's okay if you haven't! No pressure! I was just wondering. But did you?"

"I regret to inform you that New York no longer exists. Unfortunately, as soon as it was out of my sight on our family trip earlier this year, it disappeared forever. As someone who loves both tall things and shiny things, I am distraught." buff.ly/y6hJAZm

Make a band edible? I don't think I can better the qp, but anyway... Fleetwood Mac and Cheese

So I’m pretty sure this is to disguise naphtha shortages from the Iran War. www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/j...

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson

You're dead to me, Proclaimers, and I say that as one of the perhaps ten Americans who knows you for more than one song.

#booksky #vcandrews #stephenking

Happy My Sweet Audrina Day to those who celebrate. #VCAndrews #MySweetAudrina

Amazing things are happening in the manosphere.

JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )

This is the same man. With and without glasses. Remember, if a Kryptonian seduces you while wearing glasses, and doesn't disclose up front that he's wearing glasses, that's sexual assault. Don't let it happen to you.

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The annual rewatch of #OverTheGardenWall is complete. Now it may be autumn.

Now I know why everyone in this state thinks I'm a damn Yankee.

Good news, everyone, someone disproved Shakespeare with math.

I need to stop saying funny things on the internet because whenever I have more than ten notifications I just assume I accidentally said something hella racist and now everyone's mad at me.

Am I being dogpiled right now? Or am I dogpiling? Please help (but do NOT dogpile) me.

hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot

Again, if buying isn’t owning then piracy isn’t stealing

Would you come unarmed to a Werner Herzog interview?

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

Creator Mike Jeavons is taking donations for Stray Cat Shelter in memory of his beloved void Basil and is only a hard sneeze away from doubling his original goal. Let's get him over the top.

If they wanted to make a film about a selfish old man with a sad backstory who learns the error of his ways and becomes a better person...that's just the book. That is literally just the book. Just adapt the book again.

It's starting to feel like they're taking the last few years we might have had with people we like and giving them to people we can't stand.

Japan's 'polka dot queen' artist Yayoi Kusama dies aged 97. One of the world's most celebrated contemporary artists, Kusama channelled hallucinations and trauma into vibrant art featuring her trademark dots, nets and infinity motifs over a career spanning decades u.afp.com/SVY4

I don't know who needs to hear this today but you are allowed to be parasocial about Dolly right now.

Okay but seriously someone check on Ms. Piggy. She's lost her idol and one of her lovers all in the same week D:

I hope Tim Curry has moved on to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…

Dolly would have blessed her heart so fucking hard.

Now that she's gone, the stories are going to start coming out. All the unsung work she did behind the curtain. All the people she helped in humility and in secret. And no matter what comes out, remember: we're only hearing a fraction of it.

If Tropical Storm Dolly hits Mar-a-Lago we must all accept that this is her Super Saiyan form.