Goggle Bob

Can we stop saying "mainstream media outlets" and just say "outlets owned by Bezos" or "outlets owned by Ellison"? Because "why is no one reporting this" seems a lot more straightforward when that is stated immediately.

Didn't we just see commentary from that one dummy yesterday that Americans were too invested in foreign elections? Does that calculus change when failed fascists flee their local authorities to literally go hang with Americans?

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY and i would like to shamelessly self-promote my dog comics and associated merch if that's alright with you i make a silly webcomic about my dog and then i post it online for entertainment it's called the pyr review and you should check it out (instagram: @the_pyr_review)

I think we need to make many airtight laws that prevent these freaks from getting within 500 yards of any further power.

Going to spend my afternoon modifying my "He was a suave Six Flags Fright Fest actor, She was a humble rollercoaster operator that had just moved there from the big city" romance story to be Swan Boy characters secret origin fanfic.

we did have a baby name picked out, but it seems the hospital has spoken

Majora Update (Existential Crisis) #zelda #majorasmask #tloz #nintendo

Pikachu Christmas tree and plush keychains

Lara Croft got hit by so many buzzsaws so Rose Belmont could get hit by so many buzzsaws (faster)

Alright, sure. Sounds like a fun time.

"Who is that guy?" "That's George Washington." "Why is he in a fursuit?" "Found out about furries. Discovered this was his true self." "Does he ever take it off?" "This is Heaven. No."

But surely reporting on the medical field and the many studies performed focusing on general health that cause people to change their entire lifestyles, surely THOSE articles are written by science experts.

awful journalism but god i wish i was him

Maybe there's a God above but all I ever learned from love Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you It's no complaint you hear tonight It's not some pilgrim who's seen the light it's a cold and it's a lonely Hallelujah

This U.S. print ad for Jet Grind Radio (aka Jet Set Radio) for Dreamcast hits Next Gen magazine in 2000 in all its double-page glory - 'Stopping is a bad idea'.

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

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So Trump's son-in-law managed to spark an international revolution, but I am pretty sure I remember 1,700 more news cycles about Biden's son owning a laptop.

Sitting down with Chuck Schumer and explaining that the Democratic strategy needs to focus on the cancellation of an in-person event based on a gambling phone app that features anime horse girls going to anime horse girl school.

Candidates need to run ads declaring “The US Government Won’t Let You See Your Precious Umas”

Recession indicator

jonathan blow can finally get his revenge

If you don't have an economics degree, what this means is that all the trainers just realized the next gym is all fire types, so they are hyper training their water types.

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See? This is why we need to make sure the Target toy aisles are all properties that were firmly established in the 80's. If there are not racks of Transformers, He-Man, and Transformers that are somehow also He-Man toys, then we get scared and need an adult.

I think something that is rarely articulated but we all intrinsically know about this moment in time is that adaptive technology could be used to make our lives quantifiably better, but it is mostly just being used to trick you into watching an ad for a mattress.

This was literally the premise of a Dilbert strip and I cannot imagine something sadder than independently recreating Dilbert from base principles.

I always thought I was "weird", but it was more of a "there are millions of people like me, they're just not specifically here." Then, in my 20's, I realized pretty much everything I ever 100% enjoyed, from comics to TV dinners, got discontinued within 6 months. Then I really thought I was weird.

If you are Sonic the Hedgehog 4 curious and want to learn more about Metal Sonic, have I got a post for you.

Flareon and the 9 tailed dramatic creature!

Maybe we can just start saying "nearly 60 year old man doesn't quite get technology."

I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.

He's just like me FR

true sonic fans are into this

matt bozon, about to keep wayforward's lights on yet again:

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

I am talking about Batman, and how knowing all about Batman is integral to the human experience!

Call me crazy, but I feel like if a company is starting from a point of $80 billion in debt, then its executives should not be able to just be handed $1.1 billion for facilitating said debt.

I was struck by a great and terrible idea.