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RED WINGS WIN

Mike Rogers looks like Pat McAfee's dad

timeline cleanser: Jair Bolsonaro getting attacked by bees

I'm tired after a long and full day, but not too tired for Red Wings hockey.

generational world champion hater

What a stupid game!

*lowers voice to a barely audible whisper* JJ McCarthy made some legit impressive throws today guys

Watching the Steelers play in Paris, knowing that the French would never tolerate Jason Beck.

UCLA’s uniforms look like a cross between Ole Miss and Notre Dame, which would create Stephen Miller’s ideal Supreme Court Justice

They're having a rock paper scissors competition during the ad break specifically to torture me

Two man route on 3rd and 8 in the red zone

Michigan had a long interception return stopped a few yards from the end zone and it was so clear they needed it to be a pick 6 because there was no way the offense was getting a TD

Sending employees a phishing test email telling them they are getting rings then making them take cybersecurity classes instead should be a 1 year suspension for Dolan MINIMUM. Jail time would be better.

"awoo, the werewolves of london" "hot rod huntley" "germie bernard: don't forget your flu shot" "chad this land is your land this land is ryland" chris berman was deep in his bag tonight, my god

the cheerleader and the whale

Lloyd Carr’s grandson scoring a TD on a broken QB speed option and flashing to him saying wow like it’s football he’s never seen before. Just wonderful

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

Milwaukee, you are a good and fun city.

Copp! From Rasmussen!

vance is the greatest politician of all time at throwing fastballs down the middle and begging people to turn on them

BLAKE CORUM

Lemon pepper chicken, roast beef, green beans, and two kinds of macaroni and cheese for Canadian Thanksgiving tonight.

The Brewers are winning the World Series, thanks to these specific guys bsky.app/profile/milw...

Michigan State just got a Ball Don't Lie 4th-down stop.

If Anne Carson, Michigan professor during the 2000s, says Go Blue while accepting a Nobel Prize, she will be in the football entrance video forever. bsky.app/profile/nobe...

I’ve seen some complaints that the four baseball games today start too close to each other and I disagree, they should start at the same time with Jason Benetti broadcasting them all NFL RedZone style

This team looks like it’s coached by a 70 year old who’s totally checked out

BOOOOOO

there's probably some SNL fans outside of the States who think "Mike Ditka" is a fictional character

Josh Allen becoming a dad and immediately getting a New Balance endorsement just makes sense.

do you think somewhere a parent is homeschooling a kid with the express goal of making them the greatest sports gambler ever

Genuinely the amount of things that had to happen for Iowa to win that game are hand of god level shit. Being a smart fan means understanding how much luck plays a role. Was Michigan “sloppy” yeah at times. Iowa also got legit 17 points of luck

Michigan didn’t even play poorly that’s the thing. If they catch even one of the 7 picks Hank brown tried to throw we’re fine. If one of any 300 things happen we’d be fine

snuck down for this

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned. www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...

The Michigan Marching Band's halftime show tomorrow at the Big House will feature a performance by renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma. The band will perform music from The Lord of the Rings:

We haven't seen anything like this since Michael Vick beat Brett Favre in a playoff game, which is what we all remember those two for

SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh

ZVADA FIELD GOAL

The Cam Skattebo Farmer's Dog commercial should include Cam eating a big spoonful too.