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In case you didn't get your fill of democracy today, here's another thing you can and should vote for: Me, in this photography contest. You can vote every day. photography.maxim.com/t/NWHLFPCE

Nazis always lose in the end. Remember that

Another attack by the streamer crew against a visible minority

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

I entered this photography contest. If would be pretty cool if you tossed me a vote, I've never won anything like this in my life. You can vote daily. photography.maxim.com/t/NWHLFPCE

I'm in this photography contest. I'd appreciate your vote; I've never come this close to winning anything in my life. You can vote daily and sometimes (right now) votes are worth double. Help me out? photography.maxim.com/t/NWHLFPCE

Sometimes I like setting this trap: "Good grammar is important in its own right."

"You Can See Everything" is about how if your eyes are large and wet enough, people will empathize with you against their better judgement.

From Cornell to Canadian Hockey: How men learn to dehumanize women: ricochet.media/justice/from...

“I get you off the f__ing thing with the cops,” Paese told Ramirez in one of the recordings. But, Paese added, “If I wanted to bury you, all I could have told the cops is, 'Hey, you got to do what you got to do.'” These frats are actually organized crime rings

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

"where Doug Ford regularly goes" is the best predictor of provincial policy. * highway to Muskoka * private jet access from queens park to Ottawa via billy bishop * tunnel under 401 for motorcades * absolutely no bike lanes I could ever see * no tolls (407 is fine, I have tunnel)

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

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Texas Republicans: Talarico is gay! Trump at a rally: So I've got this guy's dick in my hand

It smells like wrongdog in here. :(

Here's an actual Ford donor ramming a senior on a bicycle in front of Queen's Park

G20 levels of police presence to remove a fucking bike lane. Absolute cowards. (Photo: @chanface.bsky.social)

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George: The girl I went out with last night had uncle pussy! Kramer: Ohhh there's no coming back from uncle pussy Elaine: What's uncle pussy? Do I have uncle pussy? Kramer: If you have to ask if you have unc pussy, you don't have uncle pussy Jerry (to server): Actually it's ephebophile

a roomba would go ham in the backrooms

I tried watching Andor, but I could not for the life of me take that shit seriously. I just kept imagining Jar Jar getting sent to a concentration camp. Life is Beezautiful.

some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from

I'm betting that a lot of people who respond to polls saying they feel more unsafe in Toronto now are conflating the feeling of "I am physically unsafe and under threat in my environment" with "there was a homeless man on the sidewalk on my way to the Eaton Centre and I don't want to see that."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High is really the last gasp of the relatively co-ed, moderately thoughtful teen sex comedy that might've developed had Reagan, AIDS, and John Hughes not happened

If you need me, just follow the sounds of a woman shrieking with rage like the tenth Nazgul who didn't get invited to the hobbit-hunting party www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

these are all insane dog names

Man, fuck the Braves and their stupid war chant. Trying to pick a winner in this series is like trying to choose between racist puppy kickers or fascist puppy kickers

we didn’t appreciate these images enough.

Every Brad Bradford endorsement is like, "Toronto used to be a utopia with zero problems. Now it is only fit for the most violent of rats, where sentient crack pipes murder you in dark alleys and feral child gangs feast on the Lululemons of my yoga mom group. Brad will fix this. I live in Whitby."

From the #Cornell7 to Canadian Hockey: How men learn to dehumanize women. Elite fraternities, hockey teams are cultures of male entitlement that teach men to treat women as objects—while powerful institutions avoid consequences. New from @erinblondeau.bsky.social: ricochet.media/justice/from...

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

'I am Jane Doe': Online rally to protect Cornell rape accuser's identity becomes a reckoning It's being compared to the 2017 #MeToo movement. #iamjanedoe www.cbc.ca/news/world/j...

This is Alison, Cornell Class of 1994. She saw and experienced how Cornell University has gone out of their way to support and protect gang rape fraternity culture FOR YEARS, just like many other schools continue to do today.

imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle

Those shits at Cornell have been living the past 2 years thinking they’d suffered the worst of the consequences of their crimes and were looking forward to bright futures but now everyone knows who they are and they’re terrified they’ll end up in prison. I love that for them.

What if I told you that the depression was caused by a cabal of wealthy businessmen who want to rule the world?

🚨 BREAKING: The family of Renee Good and her partner, Rebecca Good, have filed two federal lawsuits over Good’s January killing by ICE agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis. 1/

We're witnessing the Rapist-to-President and/or Rapist-to-Supreme Court Justice pipeline with this Cornell scandal.

yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.

I can't help you.

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

Some bad news. I think she's dead.