et al

wherever shall i take my second mistress?

why do scuba divers tip backwards into the water? because if they tip forward they'll go into the boat

Seattle Crowd Walks Out of Bumbershoot After Investigation Finds Festival Named After Umbrella: tinyurl.com/ev6v6huk

I am starstruck

I guess that’s not entirely fair. There are also a lot of people who just flatly do not believe that these things are possible and cost-effective, presumably because they’ve been told all their lives that any country that implements them ends up looking like the dying days of the USSR.

There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”

if i was Netero in the chimera ant arc i would use 100-Type Guanyin Bodhisattva to hand Meruem 100 blunts

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

I miss the days when it was just a Nigerian prince trying to scam me and not every major company and institution I interact with

paywall tbh

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Apollo the Grey Parrot: Glass

You got a Bed

inside you there are two indigenous tropes you appropriate

you will never be trebek

seattle summer is like no other

fork found in kitchen with fork tattoo

the older I get, the fucker the no

I need mana

We saw you across the bar through our "ocellus", the ocular anatomy of marine invertebrates like ribbonworms or tubeworms incapable of complex image detection, and we think you'd make a great moving shadow above us like a large formless shape or a shift in water density due to changing temperature.

what’s poggers, precious

black hole moon

idk about you but I’d rather get a felony than kill someone

GUYS have you seen this. antarctica on google maps. go look at it. this is tech struggling to process the Sublime

when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest

ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph

skill issue

deadass?

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Without revealing your actual age, what's an oath you've broken that rendered you temporarily mortal?

had to grind for this view 😮‍💨

I love my loved ones!!! They love me!!! I have a family :)

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne