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Bullies are cowards, episode 334934

As #Severance s2 finally streams tonight, I just wanted to say thanks to all the incredible fans who have waited so long and stuck with us. Our hope is you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it. It’s never finished till you engage with it. So excited for the dialogue to begin. Praise Kier

Told ya. They're going after veterans' benefits.

GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!

vol 1 report is out. major media has it. we should within 5-10 minutes.

I’m just gonna send this to the next Elon fan boy who tries to explain to me that Elon is an engineering genius.

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

BREAKING: NEW YORK (AP) — Judge finds Rudy Giuliani in contempt of court for failing to turn over assets to Georgia election workers.

Part 2

Surely that's a great sign of things to come in 25. Part 1

United States 2024: 499 mass shootings 16,576 deaths from guns (excluding suicides) 5,151 children and teens were shot 1,403 of those children and teens died 1,133 civilians were shot and killed by police, with Black American killed at twice the rate

Me AF! 1st week of December is brutal for me. Anniversaries of losing mom & grandma who raised me, AND my dad who was active in my life. Dec 8th is the anniversary of almost losing my legs to a grenade in a country I had no business being in. So after that annual week of shit, I like to relax lol

All the finest character witnesses.

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Shot. Chaser.

Big congratulations to Republicans on their first big victory of the Trump era: empowering President Musk to strip funding for childhood cancer research out of the budget.

HELL YEAH: Democratic Rep. Rosa DeLauro SLAMS “President Elon Musk” for interfering with the budget process. “What does he know?? When the government is shut down, is he furloughed?? Hell no!”

Now is THIS the face of a person who'd support cutting funds of research for kids with cancer? Yes. Yes it is.

AOC says we should pass campaign finance reform so everyone can “stop being so scared of what a billionaire man child thinks”. Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”. We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science

I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).

Pam Bondi, Trump's new AG nominee, took a $25,000 donation from Trump while she was reviewing allegations against Trump University in a class action lawsuit. No action was taken against Trump or his university.

There you have it. Texas is the first state to officially offer up their state for the concentration camps

Team Call Them Skeets reporting for duty 🫡

I brought my dog to RFK jr after the rabies vaccine made her stop barking

[Pete Hegseth nominated as Secretary of Defense] "It can't get wor--" [Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"] "It can't get w--" [Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence] "It absolutely cannot get--" [Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]