Tim

Tim

@halman.bsky.social

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every fan of an AL team should be experiencing secondhand shame that this is the best team their league produced. you should all feel like Lord Toranaga when Tadayoshi spoke out of turn at the Council of Regents

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Replying to @jesawyer.bsky.social

Whenever you see people this concerned with winning elections, make no mistake that once they have won, they will advocate doing nothing that might jeopardize their ability to hold on to power. The acquisition and holding of power is far more important than whatever the constituents want.

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Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

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I didn’t know the WSJ was posting Crusader Kings guides

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Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods

Micah@rincewind.run

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight “There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”

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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

We need to stop doing shit like this that dresses up corn farmers being the nation's biggest welfare queens after Musk

Governor JB Pritzker@govpritzker.illinois.gov

I'm proud to announce the expansion of the National Corn-to-Ethanol Research Center at SIUE. We're working to provide relief while supporting innovation to help farmers grow. This expansion will turn Illinois crops into new products, create opportunities, and generate jobs.

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Usually if you say you experienced something through a Let's Play people will judge you for not actually playing it or whatever but if you say "I experienced Danganronpa through the Something Awful Let's Play" it actually kinda means you're an OG

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Replying to @jamellebouie.net

anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast

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Some of you must be in LA or SF, you should go see my friend Rebecca Kaplan who is doing standup in those places for the next couple weeks! She's in whatever an Arcadia is on Saturday!

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Thinking a lot lately about the men I know who are willfully ignorant about power dynamics and how I don’t *know* they’ve done anything specifically worse than be willfully ignorant about power dynamics but also if I had to guess which of my acquaintances had, I’d guess them first.

Some of you must be in LA or SF, you should go see my friend Rebecca Kaplan who is doing standup in those places for the next couple weeks! She's in whatever an Arcadia is on Saturday!

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Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!

These people are so far up their own asses. No one wants Rahm.

Gregory Pratt@royalpratt.bsky.social

“Talking to Rahm, it’s like middle-age married sex,” said John Anzalone, a Democratic pollster who has known him for decades. “It’s focused. You know what you’re going for. And it’s short.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...

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Mahershala Ali responds to Kevin Feige calling ‘BLADE’ the biggest failure of his career: “Kevin [Feige], he said it was the biggest failure of his career, and I agree... I agree with him 100%, he should feel that way.” #MahershalaAli #Blade #KevinFeige

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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

He'd be pretty impressed that I'm friends on the Internet with you, the person reading this. And that I met Al from quantum leap.

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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953