John Robinson

I've mentioned it elsewhere today, so, just to cover all bases: I'm done keeping this particular cat in-bag: I'm in the autism spectrum. Diagnosed a number of years ago, but kept underhat for reasons. Some of you already know. Some are probably unsurprised. Some won't care. Happy to answer ?s.

No, NFT buyers, you've not been mocked enough.

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

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hunter s. thompson showed up at all of these places and would say "the parties are fancy and it is a mask for monsters" and these people can't stop praising the fine cheeses on offer

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

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my god

The prompt was "where [I] side with the monster". Peep the username. I side with this monster.

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Just been such a revolution in my worldview to realise that people like Musk actually believe this, this isn't just the nonsense they feed the rubes so they can do coldly rational mercantile calculations in smokey rooms among themselves. No. It's rubes all the way down, they're that stupid.

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God needed an angel so he killed your grandmother

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"genAI is basically a Dunning-Kruger Device." Possibly the best, truest sentence I'll read in 2026.

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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

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Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.

After last 10 years it’s evident that massive chunk of legal/political/media elites still haven’t grappled with the threat to US democracy. Still not sensing the urgency after what we experienced on Jan 6 or through Trump vs US.

Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only I Hold The Key For Tax Purposes

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie:

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Attn: @sarahtothelevin.bsky.social

@floppyguy.bsky.social Not completely your domain, but not not your domain either:

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This was a tweet from Michael Hobbes a while back and I’ve seen nothing to contradict it yet: “I think we'll look back on the last decade as a time when social media gave previously marginalized groups the ability to speak directly to elites and, as a result, elites lost their minds.”

Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.

I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.

This bill would abolish ICE, DHS, and CBP, transferring legitimate customs duties to other departments. It would sunset Section 219 of the INA close the Guantánamo Bay detention facility and shutter all immigration detention centers. You have my sword, milady.

Which side of the fight

In 2011, I presented on students w/ criminal records & campus crime to a conference of university chiefs/LEOs. I made an offhand remark that if universities were actually serious about relationship & sexual violence, they'd ban frats. One said, "We would if we could," & every other chief agreed.

Found these doing some reorganization. Lots of people can remember AOL CDs. How many can recall AOL floppies?

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its very convenient when people admit their crimes like this, if only there were actually going to be consequences, its a shame crime is legal

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To all who celebrate...

It's a day that ends in Y, so it's a fine day to say "Get fucked, Gavin Newsom"!

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