Brandon Hardin

concluded a cover letter with this today

loved this belle & sebastian album

America’s local band @cheekface.bsky.social in the weekend print edition of USA TODAY! (I like print, it just sounds warmer.)

cool, cool

I love ai

I’m always racing home to do all the nothing I can

it's just like they always say: "Rockabilly Wife, Rockabilly Life"

The AI 'Reverse Engineer Anything' craze is going to further sloppify the real world & put insecure buggy stuff on all sorts of hardware. It is also going to liberate a bunch of internet of shit devices that have been needlessly bricked by their manufacturers www.404media.co/reverse-engi...

There’s a trick to surviving a Stabbing Westward concert: stand eastward.

MLB needs to get rid of the salary cap so the big market teams can compete with the Tampa Bays and Milwaukees

Good morning please root for my sweet boys the Tampa Bay Rays today because a Rays Brewers world series would be like a what if the ragtag kids in the sports movie just killed every evil business owner in town and then got to play the purest form of baseball against each other for the love of it

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time."

In this house we stan DJ Kitty

This is simple. On the flanks are Raymond and DJ Kitty, and in the middle is The Night Passenger.

Can't wait for folks to learn the Rays have three mascots, each more confounding than the next.

mhm

work update: swapped out a rear camera harness yesterday, did and ECU update, the rest was the ol' rotate 'n' lube. note to self, get plastic trim removal tools.

Bobbie has been consumed by DJ Kitty

;-)

It only became a paperwork error after years of fighting it! And really it wasn’t even a “paperwork error”, it was mysteriously waved away! Violating my personal rules of dunking because this is a preposterous take.

in 2004 i had a bubba keg 52 ounce mug jug thing. i'd refill it with nearly an entire pot of coffee from 7-11 at 4am for like 79 cents. it ruled.

oh you made the computer sound like a guy? it can summarize answers really fast? well life-giving liquid just falls out of the sky and a delicious tomato can just appear magically out of dirt. id say "but your thing is cool too" but id be lying. your thing is dumb as fuck compared to a tomato

Exciting times at work today, got to replace belt buckles and rear shocks. Torx bits suck.

Burger King Big Plain (1973-1975): A plain, unadorned burger patty on a sesame bun, with no toppings or condiments, rolled out with a massive advertising blitz. It fizzled out almost as soon as it arrived

went back tonight to drop off two tins and let my oldest pick up something, she grabbed this. She asked if she could bring it to school for lunch with a sleeve of saltines and I just heard my wife yell NOOOOOOO from downstairs

turns out I DO have the lathe of heaven!!! you're WELCOME!!!

"twitter literally became what tumblr used to accuse something awful of being" I gasp raggedly on my deathbed. the year is 2068. nobody has any idea what the fuck I'm talking about

I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it

love this big meatball of hope song, thank you @nadasurf.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAB...

i can pet a stingray in it, it rules

you drop this you better brace for “what’s a tweet”

I'm not one to kiss and tell but I made love to the World Cup last night and it was so beautiful

I mean you can still say it if you want to

12 Oct 2026

Look, I know I’m being reactive and irrationally angry. But men are the ones that write about these things. Men are the only culture critics left with steady gigs. Men are steering the conversation. Men are saying they’re mad about the things that happen and i wonder when they will do anything.

your reminder that grady judd is an incompetent coward

"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C

I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant

people will say "did you know the creator of ... has a weird fetish" as if anything other than a weird fetish could possibly compel you to suffer through the creative process

Coming soon to Rumble

tired: Le petit mort wired: Le grand mort

You know I keep that thing on me (clip removal tool)

Wiping your tools down before storing them away for the day, 10/10 experience, strong recommend.