Mark Harrison

Forget London, Paris and New York — we could be the next culture capital www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/forget-londo...

If I had a Tim Minchin I'd go back and turn off autocorrect.

We're all Wednesday, aren’t we? #SWFC

On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

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So true !!! 💻 Check out this great Norwegian video about how shitty the internet has become 😅

@thebugle.bsky.social 🤣🤣

🔴 The £72million pound question - how worried are you about big money in British politics? Democracy for Sale is running a survey to find out what the public thinks about money in politics - and what we should do about it Please take it!! And share widely!! thx! 😀 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

My wife left me for apparently being "too insecure." No wait, she's back. She just went to get some coffee! :)

🔥 Sunday School: DAS SCHADENFREUDEFEST 🔥 We dissect a horrible few days for Farage, every aspect of his latest scandal, and every moment of his car crash conference. And laugh about it quite a lot. As is right and proper. 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q... 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/7bMP...

Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.

Morning

Too many O’s. 👀

Reminder: perhaps the easiest & cheapest way to tell Bezos to fuck off is by linking to Bookshop or (even better) an indie bookstore WHENEVER you talk about a book online. W/o a link people will just google it & that will lead to Amazon. W a link you can send a sale to a good business

Quiz time! Who - in our democracy - was the last PM to enter No. 10 as the result of winning a general election, and leave No. 10 as the result of losing one? Answer: ❌ Starmer ❌ Sunak ❌ Truss ❌ Johnson ❌ May ❌ Cameron ❌ Brown ❌ Blair ❌ Major ❌ Thatcher ❌ Callaghan ❌ Wilson ✅ Heath (1970 - 74)

We’re so close now, and yet still so far! 853 down, 147 to go. Join The Tribune today (for free if you want to) and help make Sheffield a better place. www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/help-make-sh...

I really hope we win cos I wanna do a “Nikola Tesla, Marco Polo, Slavoljub Penkala - polymath who invented the world's first mechanical propelling pencil and the first hot water bottle - your boys took a hell of a beating” post. #worldcup #engcro

On the other place, Hugh Laurie just delivered a Death of Expertise smackdown for the ages

This has lived in my head for 2 joyful years 🙏🏼 @jonnymorris.bsky.social

Exeter Comedy Festival kicks off today with the Gala. Still tickets available. Loads of great acts on throughout ECF. The big names have sold out but there are some real gems with seats available. We're so lucky to have this going on, don't miss it! www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/book-tickets...

Our brave Stephen Miller is using his pregnant wife as a human shield.

Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

It’s International Haiku Day apparently and so for today’s poetry offering, here are a few assorted haiku.

TAPS *prints of this and other comics in my shop, link in bio 😘

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

🆘 Need some urgent help on this Rejoin EU poll. Vote and RT ✅ www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Happy Easter.

State visit is a very very bad idea! There's also now a Parliamentary petition...

Today’s poem is called ‘Logomachy’.

BREAKING: South Yorkshire Police have confirmed detectives have now formally launched a criminal investigation into Andrew Milne. The solicitor bought hundreds of freeholds, then begun a campaign of “very aggressive” letters to pressure homeowners into buying them for more than their true worth.

On World Poetry Day, here’s a reminder of the power of poetry and its potential to change the world.

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Chris Mason, Laura Kuenssberg, Robbie Gibb, Robbie Gibb your boys took a helluva of a beating….!

Happy Radio Day to all those who celebrate.

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H r ‘ a o m all d ‘O t of hara t r’.

"Like a cross between Succession and The Archers" We started to look into the Hague family after hearing complaints about the heritage buildings in their care. But the story quickly became much stranger... www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/sheffcession...

This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.

Reform and the Tories now resembling one of those bands who had some big hits a decade or two ago before the main players had a spectacular falling out and now tour separately under variations of the name. Imagine if UB40 were from deepest Surrey.

Good luck to anyone starting the year with a new health regime. Here’s how mine always goes.

My beautiful wife has a Substack about living with cancer (but talks about themes that touch all of us). I’d be chuffed if you gave it a try open.substack.com/pub/thislife...

My beautiful wife has a Substack about living with cancer (but talks about themes that touch all of us). I’d be chuffed if you gave it a try open.substack.com/pub/thislife...