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Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.

Pouring one out for the ending of the Pro Bowl and posting my one favorite memory: The 2006 Pro Bowl when Sean Taylor briefly killed Brian Moorman on a fake punt play

just sang "I'm not a trad wife I just cook a lot" in a Big Pun voice while pickling onions if you want to narrow in on my exact demographic

this is the literacy crisis, what the hell kinds of puns are they teaching our children

Lmao who the fuck is afraid of this, a Lunchable?

Cats are

Wanna hear a song that kicks ass? sharkschool.bandcamp.com/album/selach...

God forbid an official get into Auric farming.

crab picking is annoying and underwhelming. a crab is an ingredient, not a meal, make it into a crab cake or bisque or something and then we're talking.

noah kahan't understand this guy's popularity

Ten years ago “boingo hotspot” was one of the worst collections of syllables you could hear. But now it’s a beloved phrase we all love to encounter

Also, UK death/thrash metal band Cancer is playing Maryland Deathfest in Baltimore starting a month from today. History really does repeat itself, first as tragedy, then as mosh pit

The AO3-Man-Weave

Taking a page out of the 90's Usenet handbook, "The lurkers support me in email"

BREAKING: the 2YAC discord server is reaching a boiling point over an argument about whether Taco Bell is a) good and/or b) mexican food, more on this as it develops

real missed opportunity to integrate Fulci into the olympics opening ceremony like Gojira in Paris

hell yeah

E-I-H-T, now should i continue? yeah, you left out the G cuz the G aint in you

Been meaning to do this for a while, just signed up. Everyone should have legitimate local news reporting

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Damn that was a quick trip Fish Stark

ME: Chakan: The Forever Man really got screwed over at the box office. (AN AIDE whispers in my ear that 'the box office' refers to movies and not unpopular Sega Genesis games) ME: WHAT!!!

I know I'm not the only one immediately thinking of a very specific Something Awful article when I see this

why don't people want to punch Mr Beast? it is an impulse that surges from a place deep inside of my being that I just assumed was innate to all humans much like thirst or hunger. yet people interact with him without assaulting him, it's a mystery to me

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

"Wow, children! That's the most fun I've had celebrating the magic of Christmas, since my original recording of 'Zip Zap Rap.'" - excerpt from 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛' 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑒 (𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒) 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠! (1986, unreleased)

it's incredible how much these weird press conferences are like On Cinema at the Cinema

[to adam sandler's hanukkah song] I am Cornholio 🎵 Need TP for bungholio 🎶

1. Rush 2. Megadeth 3. Orbital 4. Death 5. Mr. Lif 6. Threshold 7. Wobbler 8. Basic Channel

The Outer Worlds 2 is fun so far but man the kerning on the text for character names is atrocious

Make a movie food: Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich

Νο doubt you've heard about crypto-fash loving Metal Threat Festival in Chicago by now if you're a metalhead that cares about politics and doesn't live under a rock. You can read our full statement below ⬇️

oh yeah, AI is gonna solve everything

the only short form video I respect is TedCrusty's youtube

The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>