Andrew Miller

Pretty slow turnaround from this 2012 feature request new Apple Guy.

Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

@joshtpm.bsky.social Sinclair stations nationwide running this story tonight thenationaldesk.com/news/america...

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

jacobins: no kings! jacobites: only kings! legitimists: only anointed kings! orléanists: only kings operating within a liberal constitutionalist framework bonapartists: you know, i could be better than any king….

I see you’re about to post a divisive hot take on a website filled with angry and depressed people who are constantly being traumatized by The Horrors, would you like me to knock you unconscious instead?

This 🦉 fellow was enjoying the planetary alignment with me on Saturday evening.

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Que the music, folks.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (Slim pickings)

Just an overall great night. We're so back.

BRAK O LANTERN

Did they change the Bluesky logo in honor of this baseball game?

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Natural Born Killers. Also probably the second most significant piece of work in the life of Trent “Let’s Use the Manson Murder House as a Studio” Reznor’s career.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

@joshtpm.bsky.social Closing the loop on this story from 28 years ago www.expressnews.com/news/article...

If courts won't jail Americans for burning flags, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

"Robert's decision to drunk drive a lifted 4-runner through the Shady Oaks trailer park while mag dumping an AK-47 blindly out the window stood out as a bold departure from traffic norms."

We invented the word “Welp” so many years ago on the internet, waiting for the day this photo would exist.

they wanna fuck coal now

This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.

this is horrifying. we just learned the latest iteration of the Great Big Bill has a proviso requiring ALL pizzerias sell a pie with "hot honey". this will exacerbate an already terrible trend. disastrous news after the parliamentarian shot down the proviso mandating all menus call pepperoni "peps"

What’s your dancing style?

How I arrived on Bluesky

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

states rights unless its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case its states rights unless the state is wrong in which case its federal rights unless the feds are democrats in which case its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

Sad that replies have to be disabled for this post. Anti-tomato sentiment is concerning.

I asked AI to create “the flag Cobra Commander would use if he took over America but was also a divorced dad behind on child support”

“A bear in his natural habitat, a Studebaker.” I remember laughing a lot at the Fork in the Road joke. And being scared by the Frog Legs guys.

Little-known Christmas fact: Mary rode Eeyore from Nazareth to Bethlehem.