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i just learnt that a hockey player here in the UK got kicked out of a game because he took a penalty, left the penalty box to the stands while serving it, and came back to the ice with a pair of glasses for the referee, and i maintain that things shouldn’t be illegal if they’re also hilarious

remembered this from Awkward Zombie

Michael Mann Presents: Heat Between My Legs

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape between my legs

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: Antz between my legs

If anyone has any advice, current soliciting recommendations for food/sights/etc in Oklahoma City and Memphis.

you will never guess in a million years who this is about

My son was suspended from school for giving another student a "pigjob" and now we're all sitting around the empty dinner table as a family with our palms flat on the surface staring at nothing in particular in silence. It is understood none of us will ever ask what the word means.

They removed or replaced nearly all the photos of this house with AI generated bullshots. Like wallpapering over a Picasso

Finished all the Mass Effect 2 DLC, loading into Me3 shortly.

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Sour grapes from the 2nd best Hockey playing country in the world

I don't understand New Hampshire or Maine politics, but here are my thoughts the results out of Brazil. 1/238

Yep, took one second

I've had a few people ask if I could put out a desktop version and I'll release that this week. I'm working on strengthening the "fight night experience" with a better fight engine and a better range of corner options pre ad during fights. Then I'll put out a download (still free, of course)

Today is World Polio Day, so let’s throw it back to when the results of a Salk vaccine study were announced at the University of Michigan. Short version: It works. In 2026, there are 48 polio cases worldwide, all in Afghanistan and Pakistan. In 1955, there were 2,000 just in Massachusetts.

Spooky, scary

Piss, and I cannot overstate this right now... cum.

Dozens of blood alchemists in the Order of the Obsidian Skull have petitioned the shadowy cabal to stop the sale of its gorehounds to Lord Hellfang

Almost time for some daytime MMA, the best kind of MMA. Also, I have had an MMA gym management roguelike (kinda) hidden on my site for a while. While it's still a work in progress, you can play it in your browser now. pridefightingchampionships.com/undercard/

kinda frustrating how i can’t seem to reach the queer community at large about our lil trans wrestling and combat sports program despite my best efforts :( i know they’ll love our shit they just need to know about it but it’s so hard

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

Hey Somerville... Guess what?  WE BOUGHT THE BUILDING. The Somerville Theatre now belongs to the people who run it. Buying it was our leap of faith. Supporting it is where you come in. Find how you can help: somervilletheatre.com/future

"I encourage everybody to be as extreme, loud, crazy, feminine, masculine, insane, and colorful as possible, because life’s short, and you gotta have as much fun as possible." Thekla has become one of AEW’s most beloved figures. Our interview here: www.playboy.com/read/culture...

mathematically it remains very likely that Sting finished the Chamber of Horrors match and was so worked up he immediately went home and put a bun in Mrs. The Stinger's oven

Come for the Rhamondre Stevenson 48 yard screen pass TD, stay for the stunned Bears fan

Rip @troyponce.bsky.social

There's a famous Taco Bell in Pacifica on the beach by a solid surf break, which clicks until you realize it's only brand positioning. The same scenario with an Arby's sounds like a prank to make people drown but is a beef n cheddar really worse than a cheesy gordita crunch? Sharks, today I'm seeki-

Amazing headline writing. Just chefs kiss