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Air to Ground Message: IF U GOT TIME CAN U SEND THE PATS GAME SCORE. THX Area: Durango, CO, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a6c9eb79792 F: #f5286c19024

450 million years ago the majority of life in the oceans had soft bodies that did not fossilize very well. Their fossilized remains often appear as blurry stains upon a rock, but now and then a specimen is found with a well preserved body part, like this strange marrelomorph.

You know how the last couple generations of iPhones have had a dedicated camera button that can zoom? Why can’t it also be used to scroll?

Since the province is named for the lake, Ontario should rename itself America.

I swear to entropy, these fools think they're living in Neuromancer but they don't realize they're actually in "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" and not in sympathetic roles.

@muleonline.bsky.social absolutely loving your game! Thanks for keeping it alive!

Imagine 90s Bart Simpson. Where did he land in 2026?

Day 17,104 on Earth: I was washing my hair and pulled something in my neck.

When the last Apollo 11 astronaut dies, it’s going to be a real Buzz Kill.

Analysts estimate that 70%+ of Microsoft, Google and Amazon's present and future AI revenues are from Anthropic and OpenAI's compute spend and model sales. Outside of two unsustainable AI labs, demand barely exists, and they've massively overbuilt capacity. www.wheresyoured.at/the-ai-deman...

I could really use some positive words right now. Anyone?

I don’t get why so many of you think our president is in mental decline, all he’s doing is imposing new taxes on you, because he thinks he’s punishing Canada, for being on fire

“Yes, you are a cat.“ - me to my cat, several times a day.

When milk and butter have a conversation about something other than flour: that's a bechamel test.

I just got out of bed, went into the hallway, said “no” out loud, and I’m back in bed. Depression is awesome when you know how to do it right.

My hope right now is that when I die, I’m able to say to myself “Hey! Some outside force was responsible for this!” and I imagine I’ll get a little dopamine rush right there at the end.

Sometimes you shoot for the Maldives and you wind up at the mall.

Always remember that every day you are alive is a gift that should be cherished and celebrated. Or not, I don't really care. I barely even know you. What do you even want from me? Fuck off.

Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of.

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It feels like the whole world is waiting for something really big to happen.

You mourn Bungie for Destiny. I mourn Bungie for Oni. We are not the same. (Because I’m significantly older)

Prediction: California is going to get a major earthquake and the government response will be less than what we see in Venezuela.

I’m 47. I just want leaders that have children younger than me. (Baron doesn’t count)

Does anyone else listen to NPR news updates and try to guess who the announcer is before they say their name?

Every politician’s plan to save social security or balance the budget or help American families should begin: Step 1: OVERTURN CITIZENS UNITED

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

In the near future, a relationship will end because each partner’s AI agent decided to break them up.

How many Churchills would Winston Churchill if Winston Churchill could Winston Churchills?

Happy Father's Day 🖤

As we approached the airport the pilot started banking. A ridiculous time for a career change, I felt.

Obama: I am not immune to anger or doubt. But I do know this when we lose faith in each other, when we stop believing that voting matters… we open the door to the most ruthless or the most careless, or the most fearful among us who see some groups and some people as more equal than others

Many leftists hate Israel. So why are they mad that Trump is giving Israel's greatest enemy $300 billion to build a nuclear bomb?

June 14..... Obama Appreciation Day......

HVAC guys should be known as “duct apes” so that I can say “the duct ape has duct tape” Follow me for more tips on aging with ADHD

NYC Emergency Management issued a severe thunderstorm warning for Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and The Bronx. Be on the lookout for severe thunderstorms tonight across the city, including brief but heavy downpours and winds strong enough to down trees and power lines.

They say the first trillion is the hardest. On the lower 50% of the world’s population.

@elizabeth-warren.bsky.social Please go be louder right now.

Nightly I take my autistic and developmentally delayed daughter to Target. And every night she gets excited over the same things she saw the day before. To get that much joy out of so little is a goal I’ll always strive for.

Companies with real AI demand hoard compute, but nobody wants to use Grok so SpaceX sublets its dormant GPUs to competitors and calls it a savvy business model. The new Anthropic & Google leases are both cancellable on 90 days' notice. Google can cut fees if it doesn't get 110k GPUs by Sept 30. /7

It's September 2026. You pass a gas station, and note the price is $1.19. "huh", you think. Then you see the makeshift tens column.

So how much electricity is being spent between AI bots having conversations on social media?

Is your penis that small that you need a truck that big?