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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "The president talked about protecting Americans, and I just had to remind him that his administration was responsible for killing two of my constituents."
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
Even after Alex Pretti & Renee Good Murders, House Dems Not signed onto kristi noem impeachment articles😡(7)
- Jamie Raskin (MD 8th)
- Josh Riley (NY 19th)
- Brad Schneider (IL 10th)
- Hillary Scholten (MI 3rd)
- Kim Schrier (WA 8th)
- David Scott (GA 13th)
- Greg Stanton (AZ 4th)
A teenage boy was walking home in Minneapolis yesterday when four masked men jumped out of a van & questioned him - with no parent or guardian present.
He was bundled into the van & taken away.
Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?”
I don’t know how America comes back from all this.
“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
If Trump is really stealing spending power from Congress then it would be insanity for Democrats to vote to fund the government later this month. Shut it down until the president stops wiping his ass with the Constitution.
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
"Please let me give money to weirdos in peace!
Please stop asking me what parts of the weirdo misogynistic fetishistic actions of the guy who put himself on camera to say the N-word appeal to me for my personal enjoyment!
Please don't respond to my take on this public setting!
I'm normal!"
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I'm not here to fight about whether or not AI is ethical (I've made my decision and I doubt I'm gonna change yours.) I'm just here to talk about what I and many other artists have been dealing with as we adjust to a new media landscape.
Every question about safety given the scale he does not actually.eet with a tangible safety practice just hypotheticals on future ways people might be UNSAFE, or bragging about his scale compared to other companies.
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They not like us
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Remember. He stood on his principles and didn't cave.
It literally is that simple. It was always that simple.
Remember that whenever the people who caved try to say "I had no choice." Or "It was a different time" in 3+ years from this presidency.
Do not forget who failed you. Repeatedly.
Bonus points if someone in an interview (probably from Harvard) tries to vaguely hand gesture in an armchair before saying "It was like the Wild West..." In response to a pointed question about their actions in 2025.
It'll be on a network TV set with a red/brown armchair. Studio audience better boo
I hope JD says the same thing about converting the to Christianity.
Or would it be rude to treat a foreign dignitary the way you publicly treat your wife?
Mark Kelly: "I would like to see a lot of my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate speak out about this, because this is right after Charlie Kirk's assassination."
Tom Cotton is a graduate of Harvard Law School, and he's telling us it's proof that Trump's boat attack victims are drug traffickers if CNN doesn't interview their grieving relatives.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
Everytime MTG says something that sounds reasonable, this was her. RECENTLY.
Don't buy this "new leaf" nonsense. Her atonement must take at least as long as her tirades.
Let alone until the damage is undone at the victims' discretion
She followed+taunted David Hogg
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
Can we stop pretending that Harvard was ever an institution of intellectual legitimacy yet?
Or do y'all really need that boot on your heads? They literally can't afford to even make pity strokes at reparations let alone actually churn out someone with a functioning braincell
Fuck Harvard
Insights from Larry Summers
"I observed that half the IQ In world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population..."
Insights from Larry Summers
"I observed that half the IQ In world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population..."
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
Trump: "It looks like we're gonna have a Communist as the mayor of New York. But here's the good news -- he's gotta go through the White House. Everything goes through the White House. At least this White House it does."
Christ has, and always will be, ancillary to American "Christianity."
The audacity to say "We're saving God" with your whole chest & not find the irony.
Falling for this grift is only possible if you are so divorced from the Bible yet publicly profess anyway
Christ's thoughts:
Matthew 23:23-36
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."