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Pardon me while I scream into the abyss.

Karp can go fuck himself with a recently-used toilet brush.

Somebody has got to stuff this nerd in a locker

What an evil prick

SICK bastards! 😡😡😡

And to think there are people that feel what orcas do to yachts is bad.

Palantir CEO unintentionally explains why people shouldn't care about what's good for business.

As a society, we have learned that possessing way too much money is addictive & literally soul destroying. Just like ANY OTHER DRUG... After 80M, all money gained thereafter should go to verified charities, genuine good causes, schools and rual hospitals.

Are we seeing any downside to oligarchy yet?

So he's got a guilty conscience and wants immunity. Tough shit, nerd.

I can assure you, no it would not

War crimes Business War crimes Business War crimes

Wtf is wrong with humanity?

President Eisenhower warned about the Military Industrial Complex, and its threat to American Democracy, as its for profit motives would manipulate America into endless wars and bloodshed. Palantir is Evil.

No one who says something like this is brilliant.

So literally exactly what he's quoted as saying, then.

fuck this Bob Morton from Robocop twat

Yeah let's pull all our tax dollars from all of these people

Oh sweet let’s see who is on the latest issue of drawn and quarterly.

The hun way, the billionaires don't deserve less

My God - have Mercy........and Vengence.

Not only is this disgusting; it's also empirically wrong. How is Russia doing, for example? Fascism in Italy and Germany worked only for a time. You know, there is so much to admire about the resilience of business at a time when our Federal govt is dysfunctional. This guy poisons the water.

Thiel needs to step away from that seeing stone. Destroy it, actually. Sauron is obviously giving him instructions!

That dude has prison in his future.

A capitalist wants to make crime legal. How novel.

This nutjob needs to be on the same war crimes trial list alongside Kegseth and his underling Admiral Bradley.

And then we can institute the Purge.

Would be funny as hell if someone dropped agent orange on his house.

When will this pile of flesh succumb to a shitty diet?

And that is why he should lose every government contract on the spot.

I get it guys. I see now how the people of Germany just let the Holocaust happen.

Palantir is the company that is helping Trump admin spy on Americans, so not surprised he wants to make war crimes legal.

like a 5 yo with an unlimited credit card

All of these billionaire tech-bros are nothing but self-serving sociopaths.

we are truly in the full mask-off era

Speechless, beyond evil

What an absolute turd.

Please. Someone, shoot this man. He is a danger to the world.

What a slime ball!

Another Tech CEO unambiguously identifying himself as a useless drain on resources who should be put on an ice floe and pushed out to sea. lol jk ice floes don't exist anymore just drown the fucker

What a fucking creep.

Dare I say killing Palantir CEO would be good for everyone? Yes I do!

Great! I have a few ideas about where to start

It's funny how this one scene - just this ONE scene - works well in a trilogy that is otherwise complete garbage.

In some very entertaining ways at that!

Free Luigi, motherfuckers.

Hey, what?

Ooo eck

Hague

It's a bit difficult when they own 99.9% of the basic necessities one has to get to LIVE.

Yep. Been saying it for ages.

We knew Palantir was evil, but this is a cartoonish level of evil.

These people are sociopaths.

These people are flawed, without human quality.

We the people need to start eating the rich

Kidnapping CEOs is much more profitable and less harmful.

Palantir CEO wants to make sure you understand how big a POS he really is!

it’s happening again, isn’t it (German industrial barons influenced govt to pursue war) www.crossbordertalks.eu/2025/09/17/c...

Alternative headline: Egregious Fuckwit Thinks the US Constitution was Written to Make Excessive Profits for His Company.

All fun and games until France drops a nuke on Colorado

What the actual fuck?!

Oligarchs could be quite a good opportunity for guillotine entrepreneurs ;)

@thetraecrowder.bsky.social comedian and social commentator, has the best take on this amoral BS.

Kirkem

making billionaires illegal would be good for humanity.

Just cruisin' right past Late-Stage Capitalism on our way to Apocalyptic-Stage Capitalism.

Surprised he isn't in the Cabinet!

If only the universe would be so kind to rid us of sociopaths like this. Like as painfully as possible.

Saying shit like this should have this guy put in prison.

I don’t like Evil Taika Waititi at all

I mean, could we expect anything less from a company that is LITERALLY named after the device that the Epitome of Evil, Sauron, uses to try and thwart the heroes? A surveillance/data company named after the scrying device abused by The Bad Guys is so on-the-nose cartoonish, it's not even funny.

When I think couldn’t despise these people more, and then….

📌 Weak signal

Just insane. This assertion justifies expulsion from American society. I can only hope that one day, THEY come for him.

Where you see war crimes, I see war opportunities!

💯

Guy who makes war computers says war is good for war computer business

this tw@t is treated as some sort of an intellectual because of a philosophy phd. jfc, something seriously wrong with him.

Do all these guys have brain worms?

hey somebody do a war crime on that dork.

I keep looking at the account posting this and it keeps NOT being The Onion 😰

I hate this sick fuck with every fiber in my being. Him and that dusty ass mop on his head

Soylent Green CEO says Compulsorily Turning Human Beings Into Food Would Be Good for Business.

Fuck all these sociopaths

These assholes watched every dystopian sci-fi movie and thought, “I really vibe with that corporatist villain”

“War crimes are good for business” yeah I’m thinking your business should be illegal

placing people like this in death camps would be good for society

*off

What is wrong with this sicko?

Haha funny jok~ Oh. This isn't @theonion.com. Oh.

In plaats van het afkeuren van de criminele handelingen van de regering Trump, draait zijn (laffe) aanhang de boel steeds om. Het is meer meebewegen met de nieuwe norm: alles mag als het maar geld oplevert.

So many as*holes competing for Bond villain status in this stupid timeline. They can all f*ck off.

Do you know that expression “heads will roll?” Remind me where that comes from?

Fuck you Alex Karp you sick twist. These r not even drug runners.

Yup.

probably we should be allowed to speak frankly about what these guys need done to them. can you only imagine

I would like a meteor strike for Christmas, please.

Fucking wannabe war profiteer. What a complete piece of shit.

Foul, vile piece of shit

Let's start by eating the Rich.

And they are so fucking smug about what they are saying. Who are the parents who spawned these creatures? We are truly in Hell.

a rich "person" when i accidentally bayonet their stomach and start pulling out their ribs and intestines and hanging their entrails on a barbed wire fence while they're still alive (bro stop whining, this'll raise quarterly profits for our shareholders) /j

Fuck these people

Guy who leads a company that's named after a device that corrupts everyone who uses it too much has thoughts.

Not @theonion.com

Making breaking into his house and stealing all his possessions legal would help stimulate the economy.

we can start by napalming his asshole

Dragged through the fucking streets by his fucking heels to the tribunals.