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Sometimes, I feel like I allow myself to hate him too much. Every time, he then does or says something to suggest that I don't hate him enough.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

#nokings Get out and vote. Vote early and end it's agenda.

Donald Trump wants to sabotage the midterms. Today, millions of Americans will make it clear that’s not happening. Find your local No Kings event and join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...

Timeline cleanser 🧽

Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw

I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.

giving $10 to a rich asshole to receive $1 in return is trickle down economics summed up in one 2 minute video

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/

I have a foolproof method for locating lost items like this. What you do is go to the store and purchase a replacement item, then bring the replacement home and put it on the shelf next to the lost one.

How to win at most all things:

domo arigato

The sitting president of the United States got his accounts closed for money laundering and its barely news 🤯

Ken continues to show that he is a good guy and on the right side here. I'm also glad to see him call out the cowards on the left side of the aisle. They aren't doing enough to protect the rights of our Trans brothers and sisters and all those inbetween.

This is me every time I don't order buffalo wings. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful...

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

Trans rights are human rights. The fact that Thomas, who never actually writes anything with these decisions, decides to add his own two cents to the opinion just to double down on the anti-trans bigotry is despicable.

The AI bubble as an interpretive dance

Just started playing Raccoin @raccoingame.bsky.social , and was shocked that the percentage on this acheivment isn't WAY closer to 100%. Are people just quitting after the tutorial?

This is awesome!

Dune Cat Budget Version

'Go To SAG, Get A Bunch Of Guys Together': Kevin Nash Urges WWE Stars To Unionize wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/sag...

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."

Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement https://theonion.com/rita-oras-agent-scores-singer-another-prime-crossword-puzzle-placement/

My doctor loves to tell jokes to lighten the mood. "You need to get more exercise." "You need to eat smaller portions and look at the ingredients for added sugar." Lady, you are hilarious.

Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene https://theonion.com/family-watching-movie-white-knuckles-it-through-unexpec-1819574925/

Democratic senators: It's time to draw a line in the sand. A nominee for Attorney General will soon come before you. Make the confirmation process about releasing ALL of the Epstein files (without redactions) and prosecuting the Epstein class. (1/2)

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using g with no explanation.

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

Just a lot of people exercising. *Exercising their 1st amendment rights *Exercising to lose the dead weight #nokings

#nokingstempe Get down here. You are not alone, the majority want this regime gone. @indivisible.org

If you think No Kings is too vague or insufficiently radical, I sincerely encourage you to go to your local No Kings rally tomorrow and hand out flyers/zines to recruit folks to your org/cause. It's a perfect recruitment event! Thousands of people eager to DO STUFF! Get out there!

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws

More sitting members of Congress need to call this out. Just putting rules on the books for ICE/CBP isn't going to work because they won't follow them, and there isn't a mechanism in place to enforce those rules.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.

maybe i am going insane

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

@gallego.senate.gov Please do not give in and let the shutdown end with nothing. The Republicans deserve to own this and we should not let them off and not get actual concessions on the repeal of the ACA subsidies at least.