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GOP does nothing but gin up culture wars. Meanwhile: — GOP slashed SNAP benefits to 5+ million Americans, forcing them to turn to food banks. — Trump's tariffs and war spurred inflation, making it more expensive to eat at The Cheesecake Factory. Prices are now ~13% higher than when he took office.

If you’re using AI to mock up a physical product you want me to buy (especially food) rather than showing me a fucking photo of the product, I’ll assume the actual product is garbage every single time. I’m buying a real item, show it to me.

Bloodless Quants struggle because using your brain requires blood yo function properly

Anyone wanna crowd fund this

One time I was in an Airbnb with 4 other friends and we had to not just strip the beds but wash and dry every bedding set we used. Checkout was 11am and the washer/dryer was so small it could only handle one set at a time. We had to get up at 7 and we still almost got charged for late checkout.

Jesus Christ. Do you also worry about real estate agents who are uncomfortable selling to black people? Bosses who feel uncomfortable hiring women? Your friends are bigots.

I really really need Dems to understand that in order for us to still have a country, every single one of these people need to stand trial and go to prison for the rest of their lives

Assault from halo

I’m sorry folks but if you don’t like something you are allowed to just not like it. Doesn’t have to mean the thing you don’t like is an affront to society and secretly The Worst Thing Ever. It’s giving “what if I don’t like beans”

Every single accusation…

if millennials could afford homes this wouldnt be a problem but this is going to hit the generation like a truck

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Ritchie Torres is a fucking ghoul BUT this video game bill is good legislation.

The original is abhorrent, but she’s not been on the left for many years now. Also it’s funny how liberals will cherry pick the racist ramblings of a leftist-turned-fascist, but will ignore other successful and reasonable “scumbag left” vets like Stavros or Hasan

S tier advice for online discourse I desperately need to take

I too would crash out if I was kept apart from that beautiful creature

Birthday Pokemon. Last digit of the day Last digit of the month Last digit of the year 123, Johnny Knife Hands!!

Get rid of it!!

Was mash-up and cross-over culture an attempt by media companies to prime us for the plagiarism machines that are generative AI? Discuss..

AI Psychosis.

Narnia looks fucking sick

hakeem jeffries should be in front of a microphone blasting the regime for unleashing its security forces on a member of congress under his leadership.

@schaffrillas.bsky.social can you do a short in which you evaluate Biddy Blas as a glup shitto

is Australia a giant and sparse California, or is California a smaller and dense Australia

Will literally does this on a weekly basis. He embodies every problem he describes on here. Criticism and new information send him into a spiral, he are confidently wrong on subjects he knows nothing about (he decides what he wants to believe), he encourages more pile ons than he receives.

No no I get it now. I need this $15000 bird. Starting a gofundme

Can she go 3/3 in not receiving a single delegate?

Will says “don’t pile on people” and “don’t cherry pick posts or save old bad posts” and then will encourage all of that stuff as soon as his precious ego is bruised. It’s not a “derangement” - a favorite MAGA meme - it’s strongly disliking a confidently wrong asshole with a massive following

Will Stancil has AI psychosis. Or at the very least is dumb enough to fall for marketing.

Charlie Kirk setting trends from beyond the grave. They’re really carrying the hyper-violent flame.

Why do elite universities continue to accept individuals bent on their destruction? Or worse, all of our mutual destruction?

I have to imagine 99% of Xbox’s fortune this year comes from Sony fucking up constantly rather than “successful reinvention”. A true “do nothing, win” situation

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

JD Vance is trying to get fired so he can pretend to be some fucking reformed MAGA figure and run for president in 2028. It would be so funny if Trump rubber room’d him instead.

It’s going to be a long while before any “wearable” is more useful or ubiquitous than a smartphone.

Beck Bennett was PERFECT as launchpad

The pseudo-intellectual blind insistence that nothing of value can be ascertained through our daily lives or experience is just as dangerous as the anti-intellectual yokels who insist “commen sense” is all you need to understand the world. Stancils and Rogens, smug, often wrong, allergic to nuance.

He has never once looked at Vance like this.

As Newsome is not on the ballot, it’s fair to assume the whole site can come together and say FUCK THIS GUY

Welcome to Maine! Your choices for leadership are corrupt coward, murderer/rapist, and dad. It’s anyone’s guess who wins

Just finished “The Outer Worlds.” It was ok. Inconsistent art style, surface level characters, short for a game comparable to the Fallout series or even Skyrim, mid humor, ugly environments. But lots of decisions to make and ethical puzzles to suss out, fun gameplay loop, and an anti corporate bent

No, that’s not the question. The question is why are you so militantly insistent that it does think. My guess? Chatbots are famously compliment machines. It follows that the easiest to trigger person online has been charmed by Claude or GPT and now thinks they’re people. Many such cases.

The blockbuster model needs to die in the games industry first many reasons, but towards the top is it’ll shut these assholes up. Smaller budgets and reasonable expectations mean you don’t need chud money to stay afloat

See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete