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70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Imagine gatekeeping who gets to play sports. It's games for children. It's playing with a toy ball out of doors. Go decide which children can play marbles or jacks, you genius. Push over someone running with a stick and hoop. You are a stupid person.

Those poor soles

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

From the article: “Dart plays at the quarterback position, starting each play and passing or handing the ball to other players on each turn. This centrality, and indeed inevitability, is why the position is described by many as the most important on the team by most observers.”

@ctvnewslethbridge.bsky.social lines of trucks blocking all the EV parking at Enmax concerts. Hard to charge!

Send me a work email at night, I'll reply to your ass right then and there. Trying to get the jump on me? You can't.

The AMC app gives you a free large popcorn on your birthday and my wife asked the employee if she could just get a small and they said no

No shit!

They should make CITRONELLA MARIJUANA to keep mosquitos away while you smoke and also because it’s very fun to say out loud

MItch McConnell needs to TAKE A HINT

Wilderness tip. Make sure you always bring a can of hair spray on hikes in case you see a rabbit.

interviewer: do you have any questions about the job me: does the lighthouse have a bidet

All the girls in Off Campus should have absolutely destroyed shattered phone screens and it should be an unspoken gag in EVERY closeup.

Stage names are so funny. Like sure thing Frank Ocean. Real name Tony Archipelago.

The original 1955 Mortal Kombat with Burt Lancaster was superior to the others. Screaming Jay Hawkins soundtrack goes hard to this day.

The problem with a matching set is if you shit the bottoms you also gotta change the top.

I hope they can get Mudd Pudle to open.

I don't want to come across pedantic but I think it should be called "peanuts butter"

A FUN GAME to play with a girl is show her a YouTube thumbnail of a guitar pedal review and ask her to guess what it sounds like from the picture. You can do this up to five times per day

Old and busted: your password on a sticky note on your monitor New hotness: Using your old phone as a dedicated MFA device hot glued to your monitor.

Flawless

Catherine O’Hara hit me hard

S Club 7 stood for Sex Club Seven

Might sound like a conspiracy theory but I think they put something in coke to make you burp

How many absolutely legendary poker douchebags has the world lost to the scourge of cryptocurrency?

Today is THE DAY I am gonna learn my vehicle's complicated new stereo. #carplayDIEM

People always talk about narrow, winding roads. But have you ever even seen a VERY BROAD winding road?

Very few takers for my hot crimini mushroom skewers.

It’s time #NoKings

honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world

Haven’t heard that asshole “debate me” podcast kid’s name in a week now. He won’t even be a Jeopardy answer in a year.

“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”

Most of these incel Charlie Kirk manosphere babies could solve most of their problems by just rocking a silly Japanese teenage girl’s phone case which is a sure fire trick to getting women to talk to you.

It’s like my dyslexic nurse always says. “You can’t spell Triglyceridemia without ME DIE”.

What’s a good city simulation game for someone just getting into simulating cities

When you shake hands hello at the start of a date make sure you don’t call her a “Clammy Tammy” or it’s not gonna last long.

Inventing a combination CPAP machine and flavored vaping device.

This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon

“Drag Race” must be one of the most confusing YouTube searches at the moment.

Using this on every form I submit on every website for the next ten years