Dan Beeston

@marthawells.com This might seem a frivolous question but it keeps nagging at me. Does Murderbot watch TV at real speed, or as fast as the data will travel, or something in between?

A COMPUTER CAN BE NEITHER HORNY NOR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NOT MAKE "ART"

@tonymartin.bsky.social I could not find that passage in your book and am coming to the horrifying realisation I may have had an intensely realistic dream and remembered the events of it but not the fact it was an apparition.

I read an early draft of this and it was very good.

It's the one year anniversary of my novel 'Everything You Ever Wanted'. While I would love to provide a discount it's already so darn cheap!! invisiblespiders.com

I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart

This is fucking terrifying. This is like when they mentioned that the Corona-virus might be worth taking seriously. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETn...

@evilempirestudio.bsky.social Great work on the update. Returning to this after a year has been such a pleasure. Scratching that Hades itch was hard but this game really satisfied. Good luck on the next project.

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsd0... What a treat! 'LastOfAvari' did a Let's Play and review of my #pico8 game.

"Yer a woman, Harry" -- Rowlings awakens in a cold sweat

@wiswell.bsky.social Just finished 'Someone to build a nest in' and was I quite struck by the moment that two romance characters agreed that kissing isn't for them. So lovely to be surprised by something I took as a given.

I'm so sick of people trying to trick me. Click this! I'm responding to... Warning! Danger! Don't miss. Only 4 left. You've won... Money isn't real!! We made it up!! I'm going to fucking lose it today.

So Epic wants me to confirm I'm an adult so that it can show me Spiderman details. You know? The comic book guy? But it's positive that my credit card is not a credit card. What else would it like? Oh apparently my license or passport will be fine!! How about a photo of my fucking face?! FUCK OFF!

Magic trick

@kylethompsondev.bsky.social I recently played Islets and you've done a great job with it. Movement felt amazing. Boss battles were challenging but not frustrating. Didn't outstay its welcome. 10/10

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Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.

I finally finished a #pico8 project. And it's a blast to play. https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=158977

@kevinpowell.co I've got a tricky puzzle for you if you're interested. On invisiblespiders.com I've clusters of media cards and want to prioritise rows of 3 over 2, but avoid rows with only 1. I'm forcing nth-last 4,5, and 9 to try this and it's not quite what I'm after. I bet you could solve it.

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

We’re taking you to Brisbane’s RAUNCHIEST event. 🔥

How to win at most all things:

@bigfeets.bsky.social When are you guys going to "The Game" the Mountain monsters team? I'm sure we could get a kickstarter going to dress some people up as Bigfoots and intersect with their filming.

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

@ai16c.bsky.social 'The Sideways Traveller' artwork is just astonishing.

Who called it a Bedazzler and not a jeans sequinser

What in the name of fuck?!!

Sold another copy of my book today out of the boot of my car. They were so excited. They should be. It's great!

Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever

Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance

Darth Vader: No. I... Am your father. Australian luke skywalker: Naur.....

and verily all the women of the city beseeched them crying “be normal” but the men would not be normal and they brought sorrow upon the land

"ah! you should go see Pagliacci!" "the famous clown?" "lol no his brother, the oncologist"

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

What ever happened to the nonbinary gold prospector? They made a fortune in them/their hills.

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

"Two doors!" "One of us tells the truth" "The other, also tells the truth" "We are desperate to be helpful" "Please love us"

Experimenting with some animation software.