Dave

Jair Bolsonaro still unsure whether to go for a celebratory trip to the hospital or a consolatory trip to the hospital

Has to be said that a great thing about Lula is he is a champion grade hater

Good morning on the worst morning of the year

Enviable

this thread is an excellent read on how "Interesting" this week has been in technology, and what it might mean for us in future RE: discuss.systems/users/ricci/statuses/117483932656785886

NEW ANALYSIS: Expensive gas behind "nearly 90%" of rise in UK household electricity bills since 2020 + 77% of the rise in gas bills Contrary to what you've seen in media / political narratives, net-zero is "helping to shelter Britain from the impact of expensive gas", says @acjsissons.bsky.social

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

This iconic view disappears forever next week. So for posterity, have this timelapse trip down Oxford Street from the top deck of the bus I’ll miss it, but also looking forward to pedestrianisation

I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix. "Left." She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.

Did you see that it's officially a criminal offense to talk about any specifics regarding You Can See Everything on social media before it's released in the UK on 20th November? Blame A24 for this madness, but I'm sure none of you want to go to prison.

TERF now a slur somewhere between cis and batty boy, for those keeping up at home.

Only two more cries til tomorrow!

That's not what the report said, it's just what the headlines reported it as saying Yougov is very much part of the problem

This is a really good post especially because it doesn’t just fall into the ‘AI is bad‘ trap (while correctly hitting on a lot of the problems) but points out that a combo of AI, Reddit and Martin Lewis has basically broken demand management via friction.

AI perhaps offers us a really great opportunity if we choose to take it. The one thing it produces is cliche. In order to resist it, we must declare a war on cliche. We must make our language and remake it. Our visual imagination should be shaken up and strive for the shock of the new.

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”

r/bonecollecting is currently beating the shit out of an OP who picked up a human femur because Claude told them it was a camel bone

Fun to think that we had a whole inquiry into the practices and ethics of the British press and yet a newspaper can run a splash that completely inverts the findings of a major medical study, just for kicks. bsky.app/profile/chri...

dare I ask if anyone has any idea why the bananas in lidl were all warm?! Like, you could feel them radiating

2.75 mil to get incredibly huge thighs

Happy tenth anniversary to the time the Reading Chronicle didn’t know what a plant room is.

Just got given the wrong bahn mi and wowww pork is tasteless you meat guys really need to get on aubergines instead

How I caused my extremely genteel secretary to explode (in ice-cold fury).

where’s people’s favs for casual soho dinners these days? < £20 mains and easy to walk in, some veggie options Honest/Bone Daddies/Eat Tokyo/Pizza Pilgrims have always been such lazy (excellent) staples but I need to mix it up

Did you weave Angela Rayner in? Sure did boss, real cool and relatable just like you asked for Great....wait what? #CPC26

> drink driving, smashes into cyclist > cannabis in system, claims they smoked that after crashing but let’s face it > fled the scene > abandoned his smashed car > victim spent three weeks in hospital 2 year ban Police say ‘serves a strong reminder’ www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/news/notting...

We met Michael Sheen last week at the place you would most expect to meet him, the craft beer bar at the Public Service Broadcasting gig. He was a delight, as you would, again, expect

James blunt is FIFTY TWO?!

I'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time...

the slightly disappointing follow-up to 'my dad wrote a porno'

This one raises a fascinating philosophical question: if you list your flat for £200k more than it is worth, have you really listed it, or are you just posting pictures of your home's interior online?

ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy

If one of them turns out to have a sexy looking mugshot this place will lose its mind

Who is ‘you’ in this context?

what if we kissed ... in the middle of the night near RAF Fairford

Punching the services sector in the crotch over and over again until it gives up and magically returns to me the glorious era of mass manufacturing employment I mostly invented and automation has forever replaced.

they did that choreo live, jesus. So so good www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPnN...

SUPER excited for this, after a year of chasing the angle, 30 minutes of waddling around up and down a parking garage, and over 6 hours of editing: A murder of crows flies towards the camera, in front of the full Moon, set to Blind Guardian's "Nightfall" and the sound of the crows themselves. 🪶 🐦‍⬛