itsKas 🍅

he's pretty smart

It’s garbage night and my partner was cleaning out the fridge, including a half-empty tub of tabbouleh. “Tabbouleh rasa,” I said wistfully, and we laughed and laughed.

It hadn't occurred to me until @steveoftheweb.bsky.social pointed it out last night watching the wedding episode but then I was like - ok, yes, solid theory

There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now

what will it take to get Hacker T Dog to The Museum of English Rural Life

Karoline Leavitt has resigned her post as press secretary so that she can devote her time to raising her children to be the worst possible people they can be, as a bulwark against what she fears is a rising tide of rational, honest, empathetic Americans.

“He lives in a HOTEL & room Service brings him anything he wants and even walks his dog!!!!! Nobody else is ever in the pool and he gets to have it all to himself!”

@fibowler.bsky.social So glad to see you here - I barely check the other place any more and was so happy when Reg and Margo Leadbetter popped up again in my feed here❤️

@raffic.bsky.social Happy birthday, Raffi! 🎂

Soup brand that comes with a little sidecar can of soup for your cat

"Elias Thorne" is an anagram for "The AI Loners"

Ime reeely Honkin the Shoe ovar hear 💤 💤

People keep sending me links to Threads but it seems like almost every post there is just clickbait/vaguebooking followed by a bunch of replies asking for clarification and not really getting any. Is that just the culture there?

i can probably guess tho

@mhames.bsky.social relevant to your interests

getting this notification whenever you login

@katiecouric.bsky.social , weren’t you asking for recs the other day (not for yourself!) ?

Hergé, Novembre,1944. #Tintin

@shabbytigers.bsky.social relevant 🐸

<respectful applause>

Canadian Tire will soon begin selling the distinctive Hudson’s Bay point blanket. It will direct all proceeds – at a minimum of $1M/year – to Indigenous-led initiatives, ensuring a program HBC launched with the Gord Downie & Chanie Wenjack Fund will continue. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...

Me, 2025, I hope Portland frog doesn’t milkshake duck. Past me: Are you having a stroke?

The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.

Ah, 4 October! Happy fifth birthday to this marvellous thing…

@darthbluesky.bsky.social important potato content

@rachsyme.bsky.social Did Carol Burnett tell you her wordle starting word?

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

if u can please help my friend good pup fisher

My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...

same, biz same

@dieworkwear.bsky.social I just checked the other place and these were the first two things in my feed

ME: Whoa unique horn HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again

we all have our reasons, zombie caterpillars

Mine is named Pistacio

There are four overexcited children across the aisle on the train. They’re playing Simon Says. First round: - Simon Says do a fart - Simon Says do a poo - Simon Says drink your own wee

ah yes a bit of hair for the bite that dogs you

this might be the thing you’ll watch today.

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

this is where i'm at mentally these days