norm

Autechre play in total and complete darkness so the local electronic music scene can share a room with people they all have interpersonal beef with

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They’re playing Sympathy for the Devil in Marks & Spencer

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New later life career goal has dropped:

Sunday woods crew 🐕🐕

Go to your camera roll and search “das boot” and then post a picture of das boot you like.

Roy Lichtenstein, Tire, 1962 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136914

This Premier League season

That was some grotesque barclays premier league.

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Forgot to update my FPL team blues. I've had 3 weeks to do it 🤷‍♂️

A spectacularly correct YouTube comment beneath a video of The Fall playing New Big Prinz.

still thinking about “if a dog said this i wouldn’t be impressed it was talking”

Liquid Bluesky

Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”

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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

*checks flight prices to NYC

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.

I thnk one of the worst things about social media is it puts you in touch with the thickest, most ignorant people in the world who you'd spent your entire life filtering out.

The feelgood hit of Autumn

My son just described #strictly as “pure mumslop” and it really made me laugh

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Just seen Brighton's run of fixtures including the next Carabao Cup round. Absolutely diabolical. #BHAFC

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I’m sorry, it doesn’t matter how significant and salient the issues are, you simply cannot make me have an opinion on the humans “Macklemore” and “Ed Sheeran” in 2026. I will not do it. I refuse to opine.

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

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This is everything the OP promises.

Link in Bayeux

The only live rewind I'm interested in

Lots to consider here: Blind Huddersfield man sentenced for 150-mile drive while drunk - BBC News share.google/6osR3wBJLGxD...

vs Leeds