James Amaz

"Yes, I'd like to report a vicious slaughtering..."

Halloween spooky streams? More like Halloween spooky SCREAMS, amirite?

And this from our side of the pond. Former UK Defence Secretary Sir Malcolm Rifkind saying it how it is, without using words longer than wheelbarrow but with lots of verbs:

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@gorgor.bsky.social

Gotta post this before the meme is totally forgotten! But we'll never forget Jimothy himself.

VOTE!

I apologize for nothing

"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in history that loves us so much he can't even breathe" -- in extremely culty scene, Trump has his supporters pledge to him that they will vote, then tells them they will "go to hell" if they don't Here's the full sequence:

@gorgor.bsky.social Dude, dude, DUUUDE! m.fark.com/comments/141...

“In August, a different ad featuring a father talking about the death of his daughter made it appear as though the killer was one of the 3,500 people released in 2021. The only problem? The killing happened in South Carolina – not North Carolina.”

There's not enough talk about Texas republicans shutting polling stations in democratic areas in a desperate attempt to drag Paxton's sorry ass across the finish line.

Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.

HAHAHAHA! Oh wow...

It’s crazy to me this isn’t a daily refrain from Democrats.

I really want to know how this was made.

Both a great compilation of Daily Show clips and a great, if sometimes painful, look back at the last 30 years.

Here’s hoping - we won’t survive this year without more TF subscribers however. Spread the word

@gorgor.bsky.social 😮

#MitchMcConnell

Who wore it better?

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

A fifth of Leave voters have died.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZ8...

Holy shirtballs, a kid in a McDonald’s uniform and no shoes on just came into this Wendy’s, filled up his cup at the soda fountain, and left. Nearest McDonald’s is 15 minutes away.

Every team should have a #WorldCup chat this epic. youtu.be/J-PVlW9rfH4?...

👀 Also, I think that background noise is inspired by the death star alarm in the one Andor trailer.

oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*

Awesome bigger-picture video that shows how the slave trade and sugar industries in the Caribbean lead to Britain ultimately letting the 13 colonies go.

That's bananas!

This is what happens when a toddler takes over the white house

Even Trump appointees know how disgustingly corrupt this is, and it still has not received 10% of the coverage and attention it deserves as media moves on to other things.

New one is up! The Running Man (2025): The Abridged Script www.the-editing-room.com/the-running-...

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

#PamBondi

#DukeSucks

It says that #ChuckNorris died yesterday morning, but doesn't specify if he was sleeping or not. I bet he was sleeping. Because if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

She’s being taken out back to the gravel pit.

What's this feeling? It's like shame in one of my senators, but the opposite. Of course this is while he's on his way out.

wow -- Tillis goes ballistic on Noem, telling her "what we've seen is a disaster under your leadership"

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. — theonion.com/i-am-the-god...

I was radicalized by a kind elderly Presbyterian minister in a brightly colored cardigan who played with puppets and told me that people could like me exactly as I am and that everyone is different and that's great and we should like them exactly as THEY are.

#Trump’sActions #Iran