Professor Mask (he/him)

Exhibit A in the case for why this mediocrity should never hold elected office again, let alone gain the presidency. If she cannot even be bothered to vigorously prosecute fascism, corruption, and manifest unfitness for office, she’s clearly not capable of meeting the moment.

Don't know about you, but I'm dog-tired of drug-addled trillionaire rapists complaining about what's wrong with anyone at all. Don't they own mirrors?

Please, more of these all across the nation! www.goodnewsnetwork.org/north-americ...

Can we get a comment from any of the liberal “vote-blue-no-matter-who” crowd?

These WEAK and INEFFECTIVE political hacks are beating me and … ummm … wait … I’ll come in again.

Let’s see if someone actually watches the video :)

Any Democrat that bugs Trump is suddenly going to be accused of crimes. Dictator playbook 101 and if the mainstream media plays along they are complicit. I’m not optimistic

Like any good empiricist, I think a field test if this hypothesis is warranted.

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Not sure. Let's see what happens after he seals the deal with the widow Kirk.

This.

Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation

When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊

This is Pete Crow-Armstrong’s 10th career game with at least 10 total bases That’s 3 more such games than any other player before turning 25 since at least 1900 It’s also tied with Hank Sauer & Ernie Banks for 3rd-most among Cubs in span, behind: Billy Williams 12 Sammy Sosa 12

We're watching something truly special.

The absolute mediocre quality of a Wharton degree. 🙄 Alums, faculty, donors, administrators, and trustees must be so proud.

I don't get it. Is he trying to talk me out of it?

This is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.

If anyone on earth is going to be suspicious of orange men, it’s the Irish.

Oh, man. John "One-Term" Fetterman. What a scamp!

If buying is not owning, Piracy is not stealing 

When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.

"I got played by a weasel-faced nepo-baby" is not the flex Jeffries thinks it is.

He's only working so hard to put his name and/or likeness on everything because he realizes that the only way the country will memorialize him is when we make the day of his passing a national (paid) holiday.

So if Trump has the authority to tear down the East Wing and build his stupid fucking ballroom, President AOC has the authority to tear that down and rebuild the East Wing. Make it so.

I didn't hear a no in there. Fucking fascists.

The last time it was this dangerous to eat food there were no refrigerators.

Yeah. But in her defense, Graham IS a fucking moron.

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.

The only meeting Hakeem Jeffries should be having with Jared Kushner is to tell him he’ll be subpoenaed by the House for a corruption investigation on day one of Democratic control of the House. This is just pathetic stuff from the House Dem leader. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/23/u...

these people really want to make "racist" akin to a slur rather than what it is, a straightforward label for a set of beliefs and views. if you don't like the label because you, correctly, associate it with degenerate chuds, then get better beliefs

The guys who helped women lose the right to make their own healthcare decisions have some thoughts

Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets https://theonion.com/crying-newborn-has-no-idea-how-much-worse-it-gets/

Hey, look. @bunchanumbers has a really fucking stupid take. Quelle surprise. 🙄

Hakeem Jeffries cannot become speaker in 2027. It would be a colossal waste of power and opportunity for Dems to elevate him again. They need to choose someone stronger and preferably isn’t to the right of the vast majority of American voters on healthcare.

It is, however, a perfect reflection of this administration. Maybe we should leave it in its current state and rename it The Trump Memorial.

Chicago's lakefront trail is incredible - but the official route to get downtown? An absolutely terrifying trip down lower Randolph! People biking deserve better access between Chicago's downtown and lakefront, and you can help make it happen.

#CUBS WIN! FINAL: Cubs 5, Dodgers 1.

And then what happened?

from way back at the warning track.

It is funny that this person thinks “immigrants defended the union while native born whites sought to destroy it in the name of slavery” is an argument against immigrants being Americans. This is precisely the point, nothing about being born here makes you better bsky.app/profile/aphc...

Remember when David Hogg was running for DNC chair and the establishment stepped in and said we needed a responsible adult and then gave us Ken Martin, who throws his phone at his staffers? Also the DNC is $2 million in debt. But centrists still demand they should be in charge.

MITCH MCCONNELL IS ON ETERNITY LEAVE... Cleveland, Ohio 😂

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

So … not an important issue then?

$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"

All that money and this stupid fuck still doesn’t know how to do a Google search.