triples is best

Reaffirmed that Seyfried is one of our greatest Amandas.

Ranking the cast of “You Can See Everything” from most to least sane: 1) Amanda Seyfried 2)Nathan Fielder 3) Elizabeth Holmes 4) Billy Evans (wtf)

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

Oh look , more doo doo from the trolls.

I lie in my bed in my house and I'm sure there's about a 50/50 chance that I'm gonna get Donny Darko-ed by a falling airplane, and this guy has enough confidence in himself and in his rightful, exulted place in this world that he will fall asleep inside a moving microwave.

Hello, my name is Patricia. I ordered the chicken parm and a slice of the coconut cream pie, and I’ve got a turkey patty with no bun and a single sausage link.

The casting on this season of Reacher is b-b-b-b-bonkers

I wrote this because most journalists facing this pressure can’t. The paper we count on to check authoritarianism spiked an investigation into the Democratic Party because the party’s lawyers threatened to sue. Holding authoritarians accountable starts with holding your own side accountable.

Mothership, End Citizens United, and Progressive Turnout Project—all of whom relentlessly pummel my phone because their data-scraping flagged me as a Dem donor—are fascist saboteurs. What else would you call entities that drain >80% of donations intended for Democrats?

Interesting new data

Both of them only vote on behalf of women when it is safe for GOP majority to loose their vote. Everybody knows this. Just report accordingly.

this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

[scratching a lottery ticket] ooh i won a free trip to fucking hell

Only on Diagnosis: Murder can you see Dick Van Dyke trying to outrun a series of explosions in a hospital:

My most unc behavior is stealing your nose

all of the kids from Willy Wonka are burning in hell

we do need to bring back “turn left at the barn” type wisdom

One thing about the whole "we have to run rough-hewn manly dudebros to beat them at their own game" theory is this describes, to within a rounding error, zero notable Republican politicians.

my sisters don’t like my lady friend’s mother and connections

Me at the beginning of that match | Me now

THE PEOPLE DEMAND 30 MORE MIN OF THIS AND THEN PENS

Pausa de hidratación

pausa de hidratación

PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN

QUE PARTIDO

Guys the players kicked the last ball over the fence and a huge dog called The Beast now owns it. Play can’t continue until Mexico and England team up to get the ball back, during which time they will engage in classic coming-of-age rites of passage, overcome their fears, and meet James Earl Jones.

This is going to be a fun ass 30 minutes

This match needs a dog on the pitch

Relieved for all werewolves that there isn’t a full moon tonight. Enjoy the fireworks fellas

It’s a beautiful evening, the National Mall is open and people are having a wonderful time.

when I go to a World Cup game I bring a copy of the US constitution with me and shake my head the whole time so people know that I disagree

quit eating tahini with a meanie & come eat gyro with a hero

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing