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My highschool bus ride was 45min. So a few of us made a homebrew that used the RND function on a calculator to be a d10. 22 years later we've started it back up now that one of us is getting out of the military and moving back. The game looks nothing like what those dumb kids made.

this is my vent art

Anyone demanding compliance when all they're doing is breaking the law and lying out of their constantly puckered mouth-anus should NEVER be listened to. To Hell with Traitor Trump. He must be removed from power ASAP.

I closed my trade imbalance with the grocery store, now I just eat the money I would have spent there.

Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.

This statement is a complete LIE...

The United States has never looked weaker or more ridiculous and incompetent to allies and enemies around the world than we do right now.

In case anyone still wonders how he went bankrupt six times.

On the one hand we're diving head first into a dystopia. But on the other, I've been listening to more punk and synthwave lately.

Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:

"The watermark is Google’s. The app that reads the watermark is Google’s. The search that reads it is Google’s. Every road out of the problem runs back through the company that built it."

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH SHOULD BE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!! THEY’RE NOT! BUT THEY SHOULD BE!

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

- appearance of livestock parasites - the return of vanquished diseases - mysterious lesions appear on his body - the local waters are changing colors - dangerous weather threatens his events Folks… I think he’s being smited. 😳

yo ho yo ho 🏴‍☠️

When will they learn that Republicans will never be the party of economic literacy? #leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

The reflecting pool debacle is the perfect visual metaphor for the Trump Administration - superficial approaches to complex problems leading to worse outcomes than if he had done nothing.

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

a slim jim implies the existence of a thick jim

MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN

Wellington friends : u good?

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

A solar eclipse from Artemis II: From the crew’s perspective, the moon appeared large enough to completely block the sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of eclipse totality. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the sun’s outer atmosphere.

William Shatner put some context on it..

One of the people laid off in Tuesday's Fortnite layoffs is a terminal brain cancer patient 💔 Mike Prinke's wife, Jenni Griffin, wrote a heartbreaking post on Facebook explaining how they lost both their income and health insurance and how they're at risk of losing him. #Fortnite #FortniteNews