Jeff Terando

I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.

If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct

I know it shouldn’t require having a daughter to hate DeShaun Watson, but I still need to ask, don’t any of these motherfuckers have daughters?

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼

I don’t know who Taylor Lorenz is and you sons of bitches can’t make me learn. I refuse.

Respect to Paul Schrader for steadfastly refusing to “sit the next few plays out” regardless of how often he’s asked to sit the next few plays out

Yeah, and I’ll add: many folks in my industry are *much* more comfortable criticizing him off the field now that he clearly stinks on it.

Watchmen (2019)

It’s me I’m like a lot of Americans I ✅support same sex marriage ✅care about the environment ✅will grind society’s bones to a powder through unchecked free market economics and key-jangling propaganda to avoid paying a single dollar of my taxes

I didn’t know who the fuck Sophie Cunningham was like 3 days ago, and I blame a lot of you people for changing that against my will.

The irony here is that if this is a joke it’s incredibly lame, but if this is honestly a dawning realization it’s insanely funny.

https://theonion.com/jared-leto-asks-if-he-ever-going-to-get-into-real-troub-1850888081/

Close cousin of this

hopsital

Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls https://theonion.com/study-finds-there-arent-enough-occasions-where-you-get-to-eat-rolls/

Ralph Whiskey averaged 350 innings a season before integration

There’s Grand Theft Auto the crime but then there’s Grand Theft Auto the specific action that I’d only ever heard of happening in the video game Grand Theft Auto

FIFA: we'd love to have you on the World Cup cameraman team, any questions for us? THE CARTOON WOLF FROM LOONEY TUNES WHOSE EYES POP OUT OF HIS HEAD LIKE BOI-OI-OIIIIIING WHEN HE SEES A SEXY DAME: yeah — do you guys have HR? FIFA: thankfully no

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

“You guys are loud”

I know a workout during a crippling hangover when I see one.

lol Mariska literally sprinted from her second show to the Garden www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

The violence in Belfast is a reminder of something I don’t want to take for granted: The fascists here hoped the response to the depredations of ICE would be similar, with people turning in or attacking their neighbors. That it was the very opposite is worth remembering in this season of despair

It’s a very competitive field, but this has launched itself into the competition for The Stupidest Fucking Thing I’ve Ever Heard

I’ve watched this 500x

I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social thanks for posting that! Literally bought our son the orange gorilla on Sunday

Would of paid good money for a live feed of @netw3rk.bsky.social or @rodger.bsky.social over this last 30 minutes

I second this.

@blankcheck.bsky.social This seemed relevant to your interests.

Watching a horse race and a potential season ending Boston Celtics loss in the same day may be too many endorphins for one man at once, but I’m gonna risk it

I know there are lots of good people in college administration, but it's increasingly one of those roles like "private equity lawyer," "oil executive," or "Red Sox fan" where you're really going to have to convince me in each individual case

Anyway student journalists have been and remain one of the best reasons to have hope for this country

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

stop putting idiots in the paper saying the dumbest thing youve ever seen

$6.00/hr at Togos in 2000

they're gonna look back at the onion/infowars thing as a pivotal moment in history. gutenberg bible levels of important.

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

Anyway, I feel like that guy right now as I see a Michael Jackson biopic getting released. No, we're not doing this, I don't care what you tell me.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Did you know the UCLA Bruins are national champs after beating South Carolina by 79-51? Plus an extra $100 (and fees) for good measure