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Fun fact, liver has very high levels of vitamin A, copper, and pruirines (which cause gout.) Eating it every day would kill you.

Hold his feet to the fucking fire.

If you’ve wondered why Trump’s team is so against the ICC, this is one of the reasons.

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

The "Texas Transgender Student Union" that sent out mailers, which have become a major controversy among Republicans, is a real organization — but it was only formed in September in Wyoming as an LLC and is entirely separate from TENT, the organization marketed in the fliers.

It makes me think this was the point of bombing Iran - to drive gas prices up enough that we could justify buying Russia's oil reserves.

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

The problem with satire is that it ends up being reality way too often.

The Raggedy Ann Movie.

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

I have never seen a book with as much demand as Daggerbound has generated at the Fort Worth Library.

Here in Texas we have giant parking lots that radiate heat. Sunshine is the one resource we have that doesn’t cost anything. Solar panel covers for the parking lots could probably run the store they’re next to.

We need Sandman Slim's alternate reality video store where you can rent that movie, along with Blazing Saddles, starring Richard Pryor, and Shrek, starring Chris Farley.

@austinastro.bsky.social Hey, my dad has a bunch of old telescopes and tripods, do you accept donations?

As long as we continue to use petroleum to power our cars and energy sources, we will continue to be politically manipulated by market forces.

Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026

The origin of the phrase 'Free Rein' was to give a horse the freedom to go where he wanted, without using the REINS. It's not 'Free Reign.'

@premeemohamed.com, found a church for you.

Roses are red The runs got your neighbor

We are in love with this Hecate mask by Menighbe! #beautifulbizarre #art #maskart #masks #hecate

ICE is now arresting people outside church food banks in Austin. Let that sink in. Families going to get the basics, handcuffed and detained. Know your rights and look out for your neighbors.

When I hear about ICE and those stupid shock gloves, this is what comes to my mind.

Pumping the military full of testosterone, bringing back the old ineffective weapons, wasting all our missiles on Iran, definitely not the actions of somebody who wants what's best for America.

My multiple sclerosis doctor, when I told him that my feet hurt so much that it was hard to wall, said “My feet hurt too! Dropped some drywall on it.” When I told him I felt really weird when light flickered in my eyes, he told me to wear a hat.

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

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Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

Surprised that he didn’t try to keep the trophy. @beernouveau.co.uk

Anybody know Japanese characters? This is a mid-80s bandana I found at my parents house, back when Japan everything was very stylish for a minute.

Epic.

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

The Kennedy Center board has filed an emergency motion to stay at the DC Circuit and it is bonkity-bonkers. For the first time, they say they amended the bylaws to strip all funding from the center if it removes Trump's name. No Trump KC, no money. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Qatari Amiri Diwan: President Trump confirmed the continuation of efforts to complete the final procedures in preparation for announcing the arrangements regarding the signing of the agreement

My son would think this was very funny if he had ever watched A Christmas Carol, but he's 11.