Jeremy, the patronizing Saint of DevOps 🇺🇦

2026 is my 31st yr working in full-time tech. In early March, I left OneStream Software. My 18 mo there were certainly interesting, & I learned a fair amount about myself & what I want to be when I grow up. And for the first time, I took a much needed 2wk break to breathe & refresh my brain....

Just a periodic, friendly reminder that we could actually avoid all this by not caring who’s attracted to, who’s having sex with who, who’s marrying who, let alone believing any of it should matter in public policy. We could just all mind our own business and all have rights. ✨

You all know the assignment

At a time when fascist tech zillionaires are using their obscene wealth to fund the entire Republican Party, it's absurd and self-defeating for any Democratic politician to oppose this. This isn't rocket science. They're the bad guys! The people want you to fight them!

Looking forward to #GitHubUniverse next week - who else will be there?

the second el-sayed chose to treat tommy as an equal and not a nuisance, tommy was cooked

It's bizarre that Premier Leage VAR is marginally better than @mls.bsky.social referees... It's like saying a shit is better than a night of the squirts - they both smell, just one leads to a horrible rash. @mlspa.bsky.social I hope you're collecting all of the evidence of horrible officiating

My gf's kids play there, and while I am so thankful they didn't have any matches today, so heartbroken for the families involved 😢

Hey @bsky.app, any chance we could get real multi-factor authentication set up for login and account changes? Sending two-factor codes by email is a joke. You might as well write them on postcards. No, sending by SMS is not an improvement. How did you launch without even implementing a TOTP?

there are several other options, actually

Can't help but laugh at the fact my pour over barely fits in the cup, and attempts to move it will likely result in some spillage. Yes, cup, you're hilarious.

Sounds like as plan. #FightTheRight

I am convinced that no one has as much fun, and truly enjoys what they are doing, as Adam Lazzara does while on stage ( #TakingBackSunday )

A reminder: never underestimate the value of an operator saying "Huh... something looks weird here..."

After another great #monktoberfest, @pop-punk-bot.bsky.social you should send @kateholterhoff.com some great vibes

@mikemaney.bsky.social is the "Egyptian Shaved Cat" of "Monktoberfest

Talks at #monktoberfest reminding me that not everything has to suck and there are good things and good people out there still.

Missing @circlejtp.me here at #Monktoberfest. Repping his ChickenSense shirt today.

"What if changing the world looked more like care than war?" - Rebecca Solnit, via @ericksoen.bsky.social #monktoberfest

Systemic and structural problems cannot be some individually. But collectives have to gather somewhere. Where do communities organize? - @rude1.blacksky.team #monktoberfest

I'm obsessed with this distinction being made in this talk because it's a huge pet peeve of mine that we call loads of things "imposter syndrome" that aren't in tech! Drawing attention to external social pressures and getting sabotaged by pushback #monktoberfest

First talk is @brookejamieson.bsky.social talking about "tall poppy syndrome". #monktoberfest

Gotta love trivia night

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It's that time of year, the week of @monktoberfest.com, and I'm getting fucking stoked for my favourite conference of the year. Who's going this year? #monktoberfest

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

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Does this sound like a certain someone we all know? #ResistTrump

FFS... Whatever is a "football move" anymore? There's no fucking way he had control until he pulled it into his body. Ball movement has been not having possession for years...

Stop pulling the pork... I'll let myself out.

It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.

a reminder that i got called slurs for saying that linux is what they call “woke” and that DHH isn’t a good guy. do NOT normalize bigots in our tech communities. it isn’t political, it’s just human decency. retract all omarchy funding. be good.

As a hobby photographer, it's difficult for me to remember all the terms, settings, etc in between sessions. So I created a Skill for my a6600 that helps me with lenses, filters, profiles, etc. It can also be adapted for any camera, really. Let me know your thoughts. github.com/jerdog/sony-...

Patrick. Fucking. Mahomes. Let's GO! #ChiefsKingdom

This is an important read for anyone alarmed by the AI extinction predictions. To sum it up; extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and that just doesn't exist at the minute.

The contagion of fear bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...

Didn't play the ball? Didn't attempt to play the ball? Enzo is OBVIOUSLY attempting to play the fucking ball... Insane that VAR says Enzo (who was offsides) didn't attempt to play the ball... Trying to head a ball is clearly an attempt. Total failure of their job.

Foden making an absolutely stupid mistake... Bruno is playing for the ball since Foden went down on it and trying to get a foul, and Foden takes the bait and kicks Bruno in the nuts. Let's GO #ManUtd

Tuchel watching this ManUtd vs City match... Hope he got booed, and that Mainoo just embarrasses him

OH: You shaved your facial hair and look like a real labia

Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.