A Family Can Be 10 Dads

RIP Walter Koenig. He had my favorite line in the legendary Futurama Star Trek episode.

how that beer’s hitting my hand on Friday night

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[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

Sell the team

ME3 shuttle pilot comes out to you as gay by telling you his husband died doing epic Blackhawk down shit

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

saying "damn, GTA 6 is cheaper than a tank of gas" and making everybody mad just to feel something

I am fucking wheezing right now

25 years

Unfortunately the most legitimate One Weird Trick humanity has ever created is vaccines

hurts to see somebody else living my dream

“going to visit lake america” sounds like something my uncle would say when he needs to take a shit

RIP to a legend

Yes I have nightmares

We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car

Siskos

dudes rock

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

*gently stroking my monitor* oh my god what are we doing Verizon Agent

obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo

On the new Frotcast this week we talk about the #Odyssey and guess what the siren song sounds like. With @vincemancini.bsky.social

fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

Bat Dog Clearly Pregnant

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Shout out to Microsoft Outlook, you absolutely broken piece of shit!

We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.

Brother what the fuck are we doing here

Love that the only options to update my car's head unit software are to pay the dealer $120 to do it or download files with a weird extension from a Google drive folder I found linked to a reddit post from 2023.

🎶 juggalo soldier gamestop shoppa' there was a juggalo soldier in the mall of america

Mr Hands: An American hero