Jason Lemons

The real October surprise!

The thick plottens...

"It's a big club, and you ain't in it." - George Carlin

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days for Tax Purposes A Million Ways to Die in the West for Tax Purposes I Killed Andy Warhol for Tax Purposes A Nightmare Before Christmas for Tax Purposes Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo for Tax Purposes

What is the point of having more money than God if you have to grovel like a pathetic toady to this president’s every stupid brain fart?

This clip is such a wild contrast with common parental concerns about the explosion of screens everywhere, including in schools. It’s on par with Jensen Huang’s recent comments about basic math skills “not mattering” in the age of AI. These ideas aren’t just out of touch. They’re diabolical.

Even George “it’s not a lie if you believe it” Costanza would struggle with this level of bullshittery.

Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.

This is all very bad, but my barista shared her pronouns earlier this morning and I now feel that I have no choice but to support the administration.

"I was not shocked that he helped somebody. My shock is that he was murdered. And no one has given us the complete truth or anyone has been held accountable. And it's been 7 months! ... there was more effort in vilifying him than pursuing justice" -- Alex Pretti's parents

21 days before the 25th anniversary of September 11th, the United States imposes 50% tariffs on the country that gave its citizens refuge during the worst terrorist attack in US history.

If the alternative to DEI is rank nepotism, I’ll take DEI every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

A bunch of cops cheering at a political rally — in uniform — as the president and AG endorse a candidate and attack their political opponents is not normal. And it is not okay.

I'm sure there's a very secure bathroom at Mar-a-Lago where the President can keep the master list. Maybe he can hide it in a Ziploc bag inside the toilet tank.

The thing you need to understand is that there are 2 (TWO) different method for amending the constitution 1) The process laid out in the constititon itself (conventions, or 2/3's of both houses followed by 3/4 of states ratifying) OR 2) find five votes on the Supreme Court.

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

I'm worried China might kidnap all these people and demand that, unless America pays a trillion dollar ransom, they'll send them all back to us.

Relax, everybody. The government has saved us from the scourge of beef jerky.

Schrödinger’s war

Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron

#operationgoatrodeo

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

2026 basically

As always, the John Birch Society has only one setting.

I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

“The dividend will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the dividend came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form… that of a Giant Sloar!”

"The usual suspect? You guessed it... Frank Stallone."

10.18.2025 #nokings #nokingsdallas

Robert Redford, Rest in Peace.

Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum knows that batteries exist and how they work. He’s just betting on you not knowing that batteries exist and/or how they work. #makelyingwrongagain

This is your moment to speak up, constitutional conservatives.

“I am your retribution” wasn’t a campaign promise. It was a threat against the American people.

"It'll be a long, dark night before this thing is done."

“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco

Dallas turned out with at least 10,000 marching for #NoKingsDay

Chattanooga is In The House!! #NoKings

LFG!

The cost of Trump’s birthday parade put into perspective at Philly’s #NoKings, created with @indivisiblephl.bsky.social.