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now we have 2 wars in iran, an old and a new one!!!

The only thing this administration is good at is Calvinball

Petey. A ceasefire is when you CEASE FIRING

Wow, WWIV already?

Pete old boy. I know you weren't far up the ranks, so you might not know, but a naval blockade IS an act of war.

Ohhhh. Now it makes sense. Operation Freedumb is UNRELATED to Operation Epstein Fury. Separate. And distinct. Epstein is in a ceasefire. Any firing around Freedumb does not affect the ceasefire. Got it. Separate. And deStinks.

Separate and distinct from what?

A „subwar“ while the main war is on hold.

So, yeah the ceasefire is over because the other war ended. This is a new one. Makes total sense.

Either this man thinks that we all are fools, or he is a fool, or he is trying to please one fool in particular. (My money is on Door Number 3.)

Oh, what a world Republicans have created. Simultaneously at war and at peace.

Hegseth is a clown.

Why is the American MSM so PATHETIC?

so there a two wars in the same area. interesting !!!!!

Tell me that you're an incompetent buffoon without telling me that you're an incompetent buffoon.

Follow up question: since this is a "separate and distinct project", how long do you think we will have to fight before we can declare a Project Freedom ceasefire? 59 days? And then with the follow-on Project I am Not Kidding....

It’s like a ceasefire, except both parties still shoot at each other and the Israelis bulldoze Lebanon flat. Whatsdafuss?

The morons are in charge of this country.

If you fire all the lawyers, nothing is illegal.

"We are just firing ammunition at each other as a side-gig. This isn't part of the "ceasefire". See the difference?"

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Was the same MO in the Bush Jr. admin. "Enhanced interogation techniques", others I can't recall at the moment.

They aren't even twisting words a blockade is an act of war You can't have an active war currently occurring while saying there is no war

They FIRED at us, and we FIRED very forcefully at them. But it is not a violation of the ceaseFIRE. It is a CHURN. Only the President can determine when a CHURN is a FIRE. No one can SHOOT their mouth off, spewing nonsense like Warrior Pete.

"We are shooting at each other, but it's still a ceasefire." To quote Inigo Montoya, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

What is he even fucking talking about?

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We've always been at war with Eurasia, we've always been at peace with Eastasia.

“Alternate ceasefire” where we can still fire back and forth

Iran war I has ended. Iran war II has begun. In 60 days…. Iran war II will end. Iran war III will begin. Repeat as needed. SCOTUS has approved this Executive “Legislative avoidance” strategy as constitutional and correct… For Republican administrations only.

They should use Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

Oh... when we practice to decieve...

Gotta get the timing right for the next betting round.

Well, what has he been drinking today. Tequila?

Meanwhile, in the real world if there is shooting there is no ceasefire. It’s like we’re in a war that isn’t war.

Look at him, dressed like a fucking second hand car salesman. A joke. #trumpisacunt #releasetheepsteinfiles

Words mean nothing.

DIY side project?

Words have little meaning in Trumpland.

It's all so stupid.

* Hegseth sounds like a dead-letter-literal-interpretation of the bible christian fundamentalists. The Bible and or the Ceasefire is what he believes it is. "These people are not a bright lot" *

Oh right, it's a Brand New Notwar. 🙄

No need for congress to get involved then. Got it.

2 wars in same place???

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Does the ceasefire go to another school?

no matter how much fire power you give a dog, it will still only bark and bite America you are so soo sooo f*&k'd with these clowns in charge.. best go download a Chinese language course

I may have to mute you, Aaron this idiot is annoying

Pardon? 🤦🏻‍♀️

so now we have fake cease fires: 1. N Korea 2. Gaza 3. Hormuz 4. Lebanon

A mini-war within a ceasefire.

We are so messed up

SMH

lol

So, ceasefire ceases meaning to cease firing?!

super not-countsies. times infinity. no shootsies backsies.

Q: After the last pack of cigarettes, you quit smoking. But now you have another one. Is your smoke quitting over? Kegsbreath: No, ultimately this a separate and distinct cigarette. And we expected there to be some smoke in the meantime. So far now, the quitting holds, after each new smoke.

That only works because Republicans pols are weenies.

You’ve got to be kidding me! The man denies reality when it’s staring him in the face?! Isn’t that part of the definition of psychosis?

How is it possible to have people like these...in a government!? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Amazing that dum-dum MAGAs would believe this.

I don't think he understands words. They have meanings described in things we call dictionaries.

Peterspeak

The ceasefire to end the war with Iran, which is not a war, which we already won, is still holding, while, concurrent to that, we have begun a second war with Iran, which we have also already won, which is also not a war, and that war is ongoing, very strongly, no homo.

Seriously, how is it that not one reporter just bursts out laughing at Hegseth's bs?

Unit 1. Ceasefire. Pete, can you read the definition? A ceasefire is a temporary or permanent agreement between warring parties to stop fighting, often serving as a, or to facilitate negotiations, humanitarian aid, or de-escalation. It is a pause in military operations…

It's only a 3 letter word and idiot doesn't understand it. WAR

And it's Iran War part deux.

Well just trip over your own feet why don't you....

Take the sharpie away first.

So we're just going to start "separate" wars to keep from being accountable?

When anyone needs to be reminded of the bad fait of these guys, show them this clip. Remind them that Trump and his cabinet think their supporters are really stupid and gullible. Then ask them how the feel about that. Stay calm. Stay patient. Don’t let them evade. Ask them to give it some thought

Q: Is everything you say bullshit? HEGSETH(Alpha-angrily): No, nothing I say is bullshit, it's a project composed of many alternative facts! (Buuuurp)

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The Alan Parsons Project?

We are well on our way to fatuousness.

He asked his GI Joe last night, and Joe said it's a project not a war.

Stupid reporters. If it were a “war” that would be illegal. This is anything BUT a “war.” We’re just exchanging pleasantries through bombs, threats, and a massive build up of war fighters. The discussion will be over as soon as Too Weak Trump says it is, cause he’s brilliant and all.

This administration's philosophy "Why stop at two?"

Separate and distinct project??!? What, like wallpapering a child's bedroom?

Secretary of Conditionality?

Translation: I will dazzle you with my exaggerated stories of prowess because we are still in violation of Congress…

Up is down. War is peace.

Look just because everyone is firing doesn't mean we haven't ceased firing.

Now it's a project? Like arts and crafts?

It’s just an excursion

Does he not know what cease fire means???

Look motherfucker we can tell by ourselves your ceasefire idea is a failure. A ceasefire does not include multiple ships being set on fire and missiles hurled at Allies.

This is a different project? Stupid words from a stupid man child.

Ceasefire, we still have a ceasefire!

What a fucking clown

"...all the things that happened before"? Before what, you idiot. Before Bibi tricked the pedo-in-C to join his war?

Both countries are firing at each other but don't worry, average American, the ceasefire is still in effect.

The letter was absolutely brutal and called him out on a lot of stuff. That’s totally obvious to anybody not named Pete

World leaders hate him, learn how he never breaks a ceasefire with this one little trick

Sir, a follow up if I may. A “ceasefire” indicates a pause in hostilities. The US has not said it has ended this “war” as the administration has called it. So is this separate and distinct project you talk of a new war?

So Hegseth contradicted Dear Leader Trump?

Wait a minute. There's a ceasefire because nobody is shooting at one another, but the ceasefire isn't broken when they're shooting at one another? Is the clock stopped on the 60-day limit or isn't it?

Is this another excursion?

Hesgeth is clinically insane.

Whiskey Pete is a snake.

If a single shot is fired, by either side, the ceasefire is over.

Is there a second strait of Hormuz? What IS HE SAYING?