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MY WARD IS A JUNKIE

top text “We have slutcon at home” bottom text (slutcon at home)

“to a dad they’re just called ‘jokes’,” I say, as my family pelts me with vegetables

why even have addictions if we can't make little jokes about them

Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.

THE MAN WHO MURDERED SANTA CLAUS

[0002510] Dwarven children too aggressive

Me reading the docs for your vibe coded project

[0011772] (Almost) Everything is 10 times as dense as it should be

featuring THE ICE CRIMES OF MR. ZERO

You wouldn't last five minutes in the realm of pleasure and delight

acetone can remove sap from leg hair is a thing I now know

"Not needing vespene gas is better than winning a thousand battles." - Sun Tzu

Tremendous news

u/IntrusiveGas

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day

[0006354] Ghosts continue taking jobs

having my funtime on bluesky with @goodslides.bsky.social

Dairy Prediction / Dragon 32 / FarmFax / 1983

[0004116] Duck attack

Amazing account found

[0000542] Deconstructing a coffer that is assigned to a dwarf causes a crash

“If you cannot imagine walking out of a negotiation, you should never enter it. If you cannot fathom the idea of an impasse you might as well confine yourself to the role of a supplicant who implores the despot to grant him several privileges.” Yanis “let my nutz hang” Varoufakis

Idiocracia

Being rootless probably feels good as hell for cosmopolitans

honestly you don’t need to worry about what’s going on in the world as long as you always have 4-5 projects you need to finish

i’ve decided to become an elder millennial

they’re putting me in the Secure Exclave later

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

INVESTOR MINDSET: in 2016 if you bought just 4200 copies of Aerosmith Mad Libs you would have $1 million today .

there should be a "not bad" button you can press in your browser for when an article or site is pretty good but not good enough to share on the main thing. and when you're really bored you can go look at the not bad feed and see all your homies not bads

@essl.bsky.social seller name / product combo 🤘🏼

love to be a quadrupedal, subterranean reptilian kaiju hate to fight Frankenstein in the 1965 film bearing our names

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

Incredible bit