Joe Rotindo

Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations✨

I don't think these people know how cremations work.

For Carrie Frances: 🎂 ❤️

Today was mostly barns

Fall foliage in Lanaudiere, Québec (2026) Samsung s24FE ✌️😎

At first light (2022) Pentax K5II DSLR ✌️😎 #photography #incameramotion

Thursday thoughts: ✌️😎

Tree House

Sea House

So all my Thriends, full transparency, I’m trying this out. I don’t know if it’s gonna be like Threads or not but we’re gonna do the best we can. I’m also gonna try Eh social just to compare user friendliness. I’ll report back so you don’t have to. I’m gonna be on Threads until the 30th tho.

Sunday Doods

"... and that'll bring us to the two-minute warning. we'll be back with what looks like a classic finish after a short break." [political ad] [gambling ad] [political ad] [political ad] ["WE ARE FARMERS BUMDADUMBUMBUMBUM"] [gambling ad] "key third-down here..."

The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

A life of many colours RIP Dolly Parton One of the Good Ones

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

Courtesy of @artsemergency.bsky.social

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

ink/digital

Illustration for @philipreeve.bsky.social’s ‘Night Flights’, his Mortal Engines short story anthology

And given that we’re kind of near tornado season, I thought it would be smart to use this time to go over what is a watch and what is a warning. The first photo is a waffle watch: Conditions are ripe for a possible waffle. The second is a waffle warning: We have a verified waffle in the area.

well i hope filling up the car today gets me through the next year or two

oh yeah well if billionaires are so great then why am i better than them at paying taxes? ??

I just want to be rich enough to donate a bench to a zoo

guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter his wife brittani: how about steoffani geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*

[first day as a stormtrooper] me: *expertly shooting all of the enemies* darth vader: (clears throat) can i see you in my office please

centipede: *walking by* Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about [spits out feathers]. For some of us, it's the Great Emu War of 1932.

I wanna learn Latin but I’m afraid I might mispronounce some words and accidentally cast a spell.

tech ceo: making computers smarter than people is hard geoff: what if we just make people dumber than computers tech ceo: I love you geoff have three super yachts

Clova, Quebec (2019) DSLR photograph Pentax K5II ✌️😎

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

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Hubble has captured a new view of the Egg Nebula 🥚 the first, youngest, and closest pre-planetary nebula ever discovered! Discover more about the light show around this rapidly dying star 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed... 🔭 🧪

This galaxy cluster has long received the celebrity treatment from leading telescopes, and for good reason. This Webb image is filled with examples of gravitational lensing 🔍 caused by the vast gravity of MACS J1149.5+2223. Read more 👉 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed... 🔭 🧪

Cats:

Them: so what did you do this winter? Me:

Spring macro (2017) - revisited Pentax K5II DSLR photograph ✌️😎

#OTD 14 January 2005, @esa.int's #Huygens probe landed on Saturn's moon #Titan; humankind's only landing (to date) in the outer Solar System, the farthest landing from Earth a spacecraft has ever made, and also the first landing on a moon other than our own 🧪🔭 www.esa.int/Science_Expl...

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inventor of the clock: the first hand is the hour hand boss: okay inventor: the second hand is the minute hand boss: got it inventor: the third hand is the second hand boss: wait what

I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.

Important Job Descriptions Librarian: someone who works in a library Unitarian: someone who works in a unit Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable

Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations B.C. - before christ A.D. - after dhrist A.M. - after midnight P.M. - pefore midnight