John Frisbee

World Series interstitials, presumably directed by Darren Aronofsky

By the transitive property, now the Brewers are ruining baseball.

They need to make a hollow glass statue of Aaron Ashby and fill it with beer.

Saving for future use in case I ever make a joke on bluesky dot app.

Tell me you didn't take a 17th-century English poetry class without telling me you didn't take a 17th-century English poetry class. www.notus.org/congress/edw...

Just stunning mismanagement of the public commons through both the short-term and long-term lens. Blecch.

Alec Bohm crawled through 500 yards of Iowa corn and came out clean on the other side

I mean c'mon.

Welcome to Hilladelphia.

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

This morning's Billy Penn newsletter headline, or disused lyric from Bo Burnham's "That Funny Feeling"?

God, the analogy is so clear from this. Hegseth is Trump's dog. He will be aggressive on behalf of his owner in situations that don't need aggression. He will bark at the government workers trying to help. He'll do unnecessary physical activities to prove that he's a good boy.

Welp

<repeatedly, in the middle of one of the best sporting events the world will see all decade> "JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO HERE"

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

The hero we deserve.

I don't know if team sports are implied here, but if not: clearly, Johannes Hoesflot Klaebo.

this is exactly why the internet was created

Imagine someone has unfathomable talent and brighter-than-the-sun charisma. Now imagine that they spent 99% of their time using those traits to make other people feel loved and special. That was Dito.

Ossoff is 900% better at Obama karaoke than Josh Shapiro. (All kidding aside, we could do a lot worse than this.)

[P] quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap.

Taps the sign again

A headline for the Clearly Things Are Going Well Hall of Fame. www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/p...

*sobbing* “it’s always Will.I.Am and never Will.We.Are”

Asking the important questions here on bluesky dot com

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

I knew the Sixers would win bc Joel Embiid's statline played the song

Allentown, Bethlehem, and Easton

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

the most demented part about trumps posts is that he signs them as if we don’t see his face and name at the beginning. it’s like your crazy aunt on facebook that would randomly comment on one of your pics from 5 years ago, “missed you at easter but your dead mom loves you. love, aunt nance.”

Philadelphia is the greatest city in the world (sound on).

As the duly elected governor of Philadilly, I don't recall this conversation taking place.

89% – percentage of disaster aid requests Trump has approved for states with a Republican governor and two Republican senators 23% – percentage of disaster aid requests Trump has approved for states with a Democratic governor and two Democratic senators www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Absolutely electric atmosphere in positively Scottish weather in Lake Placid for Jessie Diggins's final World Cup race, a 20k skate. She takes a risk in traffic on the last lap, falls, winds up 12th. Stuff happens. We'll be lucky to see her like again.

The level of sheer, unadulterated Waylon Smithers Energy coming from Johnson here is something to behold.

Oh *that's* where Wallace is

quoth the raven, demi moore

"Mr. Nobody Against Putin"

no days off

major sign that we have become boring is young people romanticizing jfk jr and carolyn bessette, two of the most boring people on the planet, 30 years after the fact