Johnny Johnson

Suffice it to say that RFK Jr should live the rest of his life penniless, shunned, and outcast from common society for the shit I just saw him say, and that’s just for what he said on Monday of this week, not the balance of his entire preposterous and destructive career

"At long last, we have built the Mechanical Hound, but don't worry--it's not at all inspired by the Mechanical Hound from Ray Bradbury's classic novella 'A Society That Would Build The Mechanical Hound Would Be Deeply Fucked-Up And Use It To Hunt Dissidents!'"

Student Walkout and protest against gun violence Bend Oregon.

I found another upload by the actual dev if you feel like raising this one's numbers instead

You would think if we were elitist I wouldn’t be stuck living with my parents and unable to get a job outside of YouTube at 35 despite having a PhD, guess it’s a new secret kind of elite where you have no money, power, stability, or ability to advocate for yourself

Plaster those "100% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes!" blurbs on every piece of marketing you can find and bump those numbers up even more, let's make this HAPPEN.

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

The American mind cannot process a vehicle that is not designed to kill as many pedestrian children as possible

BREAKING: Anthropic reports an $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026.

The Wildwood movie is a stunning physical feat of art. I feel like I’m never going to see anything more impressively crafted in my life.

"Throw an insult on the ground and the owner will pick it up"

Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.

C’mon, you just can’t go around saying things like “connect two balls for co-op play”

Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Reminder that HSI should be wholly abolished and none of its staff kept. Their mission is to investigate "the illegal movement of people, goods, money, contraband, weapons and sensitive technology." They're just letting that happen, too busy doing this and guarding the reflecting pool Trump ruined.

To recap: Drag Shows ❌ Miss Rachel ❌ Books ❌ Public executions ✅

this is my vent art

Back in May, Double Fine employees petitioned for a union. Two weeks later, that petition was withdrawn. What happened? https://kotaku.com/inside-the-failed-fight-to-unionize-one-of-gamings-most-idealized-studios-2000742755

My statement on the ICE shooting in Marble Hill ⬇️

Silly Salt Cellar

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Beware the Busytown Gesserit

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Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Been a while since the last Ambigramonday. Happy birthday to Kaitlin! #ambigram

This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

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Most riveting thing I've seen all week