Jonathan Hansen, but scary

Jonathan Hansen, but scary

@jonathanhansen.bsky.social

Last of the V-8 Interceptors. He/Him. Pop Culture, Politics, and an undying hatred of Trumpers and their white enablers. No friend of Fandom. 280,132nd person on Bluesky. Occasionally surly. “Che la mia ferita sia mortale.” https://jonathanhansen.ghost.io

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Replying to @helldude.bsky.social

these people are too empty and too stupid and too violent to even know how to pretend to be decent. it's really something. it's almost enough to make you question the idea that all people have innate worth and dignity. so many reprehensible ciphers strutting and preening up there

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

I really want to say something sarcastic about this. But Jesus Christ can we take a moment to marvel at a political leader who says that legality is immaterial and that political calculation is paramount instead? What moral bankruptcy.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Kamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Anders Folk may not call himself a Republican when it’s convenient for votes, but Republicans know he’s a Republican.

taylr@taylordahlin.com

cd3 republicans are now backing anders folk for hennepin county attorney!

I am very excited. 📽️ #Dune #FilmSky #DunePartThree

youtube.comDune: Part Three | Final TrailerYouTube video by Warner Bros. Pictures International
Jonathan Hansen, but scary@jonathanhansen.bsky.social

This movie is so ugly and terrible I'm half-convinced that it's AI. Also, the music is fucking ear-garbage. But I'm posting it for 2 reasons. 1. Behold, the future of Chris Pratt's sunsetting career. 2. The family home is the same house John Stewart's parents live in #Lanterns. 📽️ #FilmSky

This movie is so ugly and terrible I'm half-convinced that it's AI. Also, the music is fucking ear-garbage. But I'm posting it for 2 reasons. 1. Behold, the future of Chris Pratt's sunsetting career. 2. The family home is the same house John Stewart's parents live in #Lanterns. 📽️ #FilmSky

youtube.comWAY OF THE WARRIOR KID Official Trailer (2026) Chris Pratt, Apple TVYouTube video by KinoCheck.com
Jonathan Hansen, but scary@jonathanhansen.bsky.social

Awesome. A new film from Jeremy Saulnier. Can't wait. 📽️ #FilmSky

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

One week until Election Day. America deserves better than the pedophile protection party. Knock doors. Make calls. Get your friends to vote. Let’s elect Democrats up and down the ballot and finally make Trump release the Epstein files.

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

This is what I meant when I said in 2024 that when I looked at the incoming administration, all I could see was rape. It’s the heinous act itself, yes, but also a mentality, as deftly explained here:

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Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

A man whose utter lack of charisma leads him to depths of such casual immorality that it is easy to conclude that he must be excised from public life.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Cheesecake Factory is also a rerun of the Cracker Barrel thing because, as always, the only way Americans are supposed to express our values is through brand loyalty and consumption. What we order off the dessert menu is who we are.

I'm not a basketball fan in any way, but the idea that a Championship Game wouldn't take precedent over a regular season game is so ludicrous, it's obviously only happening for one fucking reason, and it's as the article states: "so that men aren’t inconvenienced."

COYOTE@coyotemedia.org

Today: We’ve got @mingemi.bsky.social comin in hot with her take on the WNBA Finals Game 6 timing debacle. Why is this happening? “So men aren’t inconvenienced.” www.coyotemedia.org/valkyries-fi...

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Replying to @carlbergstrom.com

These tools are anti-learning weapons. The companies pointing them at education have no good intentions. Institutions should see this for the threat it is, not launder their propaganda. What a disgrace.

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Replying to @carlbergstrom.com

I hate this so much. The first draft is the MOST IMPORTANT DRAFT. Learning how to structure an argument and think it through and find holes in your own thinking is a large part of how critical thinking develops.

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

"AI can draft an essay for you, especially if you give it a high quality prompt." Really? This is what MIT thinks high schoolers should learn? MIT's "Day of AI" dayofai.org provides materials for K-12 teachers and claims to have reached over 5,000,000 students to date. 1/2

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

The representatives of white America continue to accurately represent white Americans.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Average Trump scandal: many people dead after uncontroversial government program illegally cut by doge for nonexistent savings Average mamdani scandal: he’s playing BASKETBALL with his FRIENDS

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Yes, You Can Still See Alex Gibney's ‘Musk’ — Here’s What’s Happening With the Film’s Release Plan "Originally scheduled for a Nov. 24 debut on paid platforms, Alex Gibney’s documentary about Elon Musk will now come to paid VOD on Nov. 6." $TSLA $SPCX www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

hollywoodreporter.comYes, You Can Still See ‘Musk’ — Here’s What’s Happening With the Film’s Release PlanThe VOD date is being moved up by several weeks even as it continues to play in theaters.

One of the most annoying aspects of the modern-day internet is the regularity with which a "scandal" forces us to suddenly be aware of some weirdo asshole niche "celebrity" and their millions of rabid idiot fans. It's like accidentally finding a wasp's nest as you're cleaning out a dirty old garage.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social

For those just joining us, a (bafflingly) popular youtuber was found to be cheating on his wife. The internet has decided that an intern on his show was his mistress and is combing through clips finding "evidence" that she is a calculated stalker and malicious homewrecker.

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

I emailed Patrick Healy, assistant managing editor for standards and trust at NYT, to ask why their story about a House report with new details of rape allegations against the President of the United States included neither those details, nor a single use of the word "rape." archive.is/1s9AM

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

There's no pretense left. J. K. Rowling made her hate for trans women clear in a slur-filled screed slurring them a dozen times and describing them as deceitful and dangerous. So writes @evanurquhart.bsky.social this morning on Assigned Media. *WARNING: Article quotes Rowling's hateful language.*

assignedmedia.orgJ. K. Rowling’s Extremism Escalates in Hateful “Update” on Anti-Trans Views - Assigned MediaRowling's most recent essay puts her hateful views on display for all to see.

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Replying to @marisakabas.bsky.social

Beyond a new rape allegation, the @democrats-judiciary.house.gov report implicates current Attorney General Todd Blanche, stating he "may have engaged in criminal obstruction of justice while acting on a mission to protect Trump," referring to an interview with Ghislaine Maxwell. Seems like news!

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

“We all bet we’d get to destroy the Amazon and workers‘ rights, our shareholders are furious“

Roy Edroso@edroso.bsky.social

Suck ass, The Economist

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

I don’t think this is exactly what’s going on, or all that’s going on. It’s not that Republicans are constructing an elaborate psychological defense against evidence that Trump is a rapist. It’s that they like that he’s a rapist, and they like rape: it enacts the power of the strong over the weak.

Julian Sanchez@normative.bsky.social

The vile attacks on Amy Acton need to be seen in the context of a party that *needs* people to believe women fabricating sexual assaults is common as rainwater. Because it’s pretty much the only way to evade the conclusion that the president is a rapist.

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

Regular reminder that when you go to things while sick, you are giving those germs to people with autoimmune disorders, you’re passing them to someone’s newborn, to someone’s elderly parents. It’s “just a cold” to you but it can and does severely impact countless people.

Johanna T 👻 📚@johannamation.bsky.social

I am b e g g i n g people to mask up at major cons, *especially* ones with 5-digit crowd sizes!! Lightbox this weekend was absolutely ravaged; I’m hearing of SO many attendees and exhibitors who got sick from doing the show this year!! Please stay safe out there! 🙏 🙏

It really sucks to see that these dumb asshole AI stans now use AI all the fucking time for all this dumb shit that a couple of years ago they did just fine on their own, even though AI isn’t faster, more accurate, or even all that helpful, it’s just that they’re now lazier and much more stupid.

The representatives of white America continue to accurately represent white Americans.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

Lloyd became a man who regretted choosing a career where he doesn’t sell anything, buy anything, or process anything, or sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed…

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

Name two characters you think are the same person.

Jonathan Hansen, but scary reposted

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

Did they pull that Microsoft Copilot commercial where the mediocre loser white guy uses GenAI to steal his POC coworker’s work, and then acts like the he’s awesome for doing that, because they finally realized how fucked up that is? I’m watching Monday Night Football and they haven’t run it yet.