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if this YouTube said cauliflower too, I think I would be scared not amused that the ingredients are just laying around on my kitchen counter...

Was enjoying the Falwell jr cuck doc on HBO and at the end it starts referencing Islamic fundamentalism and a Christian Jihad (DO YOU MEAN A CRUSADE???!!!) when talking about Jan 6th / Trump / MAGA. Holy shit did that suck to hear...

ICE arrested a 56-year old green card holder, i.e. a lawful permanent resident, and detained him in the Rio Grande Processing Center, where he died. www.texastribune.org/2026/10/19/t...

Insane number of quote skeets. The only time Stephen Pinker was worth a damn is when he coined "igon [sic] value problem" re:Gladwell languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1897

it is also the official pub day for apesht.org! please buy my wife's zine to help support her addiction to secondhand books about primate research.

Chipotle YouTube ad pronouncing pohyoh asahdoh in the flattest whitest American accent possible.

if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now

very excited for everyone to see a sample of carrie's work. the companion article on helping hands is fantastic. order links at apesht.org. official pub date is Tuesday. AND subscribe to Luke's Welcome To Hell World!

youtu.be/faeMieH29eY?...

NO WAY LMAO

Give Quiche A Chance

the formal windows update "install all our apps and sign up to all our products" wizard is such a thirsty bitch...

Tried to fix a single stick notification on Instagram. Now I have two stuck notifications in Instagram.

nah it's trying too hard it's too intentional new york art gays new york art gay'd too close to the sun too early

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

Need a documentary on the use of Three Stooges references in Hollywood movies because they're absolutely meaningless to my euro brain. And it's always the same series of actions: eye poke, shoulder ladder to head, etc. Probably some satanic ritual now that I think about it.

Always confused when people express disappointment at Grimes' descent into odd woo-woo Technofascism because the first time I heard 'Oblivion,' a chill ran down my spine as I inherently understood that this dogshit was made by and for sociopaths.

[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp

*trades out my maple syrup breakfast vape for my roast beef sandwich lunch vape*

This nasty crank is the former head of the national equality body, now being paid big bucks to front up the big MAGA respectability drive. They poach our malicious wingnuts because most of their own are basically chuds themselves, and British crackpots sell fear and hate with panache.

Literal children in NYC glibly walking around in HAMAS t-shirts like the BA at the front makes it okay...

everyone is missing the boat on this harp thing fwiw. it's not an affair and she is not a nurse. it's way worse: she's elder abusing him. tale as old as time a psychotic weirdo striver has attached herself to an elderly dotard and is wormtonguing him. our american rasputin

i think it would be cool if everyone just admitted she was the president and started asking all the questions to her. "ms harp, are you seriously considering bombing oman" and just ignore him

The amount of people who I know who have a casual amount of magic cards for kitchen table play is quite a bit. I've seen players leave the game for a bit to come back for a set that suits their fancy. Magic can be an inexpensive hobby if you don't try to keep up with the Joneses.

Meanwhile, the market has - Dozens of confirmed early cases (the lab has zero) - Clusters within the market near animal stalls - traces of virus found in animal cages Leakers often cite "bayesian likelihood" but animal spillover is common while a novel virus leaking from a lab has never happened.

Haley Stevens occupies a unique niche at the exact midpoint between The Riddler and Penguin

"YOUR THOUGHTS" https://bonequest.com/9991

Feel like "boychik" missed out on a second life as a queer identity... -- Noun boychik (plural boychiks) (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for a young boy, or a young man. (US, Jewish, slang) Term of endearment for any special male with whom one is familiar. You do nice work, boychik.

lol, unfollowed someone for spoiling The Odyssey

Stephen Miller has an incurable fecal fungus that makes him talk pure shit.

G Gordon Lydia Tár

Was watching the Egypt game and the commentator said in isolation, "fattie" -- the name of a player (Fatih I assume) but also made me go hey now as i sit here on the couch...

Still can't get over the fact that @playstation.com announced an end to physical media in the same post they announced the closure of their digital store for older platforms. Literally justifying the worries people have about a digital-only future within the same post.

We're not gonna make it

in my head Shylock is a big guy because of who the big beasts (they are also tall) of British theatre are. Just seen Al Pacino doing Shylock and not okay!! Even the camera was tilted down at his diminutive stature!!!!