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In his Daily Mail column today, describing Trump as "toast," Richard Littlejohn mocks the President's attempted annexation of Greenland as being mad, using the phrase "nurse!" Here's what Littlejohn wrote about it when Trump first suggested it

Netanyahu claims Iran is developing a Nuclear Weapon (For the last 34 years and counting) and is 'a danger'. Israel actually has Nuclear Weapons, has attacked 9 countries in the last 2 years and is currently invading 3. We all know who the danger is.

Actor Robert De Niro on Donald Trump: “It’s all an act. He’s deeply insecure. He’s a malignant narcissist. He’s a socio-psychopath. He’s dangerous. Shame on Republicans that don’t have the balls to go after him. He’s an outright fucking criminal.”

Al Jazeera - Palestine: "75 bodies excavated from destroyed buildings in the Daraj neighborhood in Gaza City, #Gaza were mourned and buried today." #EndZionism #GazaHolocaust #SanctionIsrael #BoycottIsrael

We have until Thursday 29th October to stop Thames Water from being bailed out yet again at our expense Andy Burnham, block the bailout, remove their licence, TAKE IT BACK. Sign the petition 👇 weownit.org.uk/act-now/tham...

Tell Andy Burnham to block the Thames Water bailout before Thursday 29th October. Remove the licence, TAKE IT BACK Andy Burnham. Sign the petition: vist.ly/5p396

The slithering back to even vaguely positive or optimistic analyses of Trump’s second term after the abominations of January 6th cleared the way for today’s abject betrayal of the Ukrainian people. It’s astonishing how many public figures on both sides of the Atlantic are complicit in the crime.

🇩🇪🇵🇸 Crowds took to the streets of Berlin, chanting for Palestine and Gaza and calling for an end to the suffering of civilians. (Footage: IP Voices)

Allowing this dead-company-walking to be bailed out again, instead of taking it into Special Administration and then permanent public ownership, would be a disgrace and a betrayal by the Andy Burnham government Enough is enough.

Merson Neville and Carragher boil my piss. I can’t stomach Sky TV anymore #skysports

A moment of silence 😆😆

The IDF beating Orthodox Jews who are protesting being forcefully conscripted into the IDF to commit War Crimes. I can't imagine the Media response if any other country did this to Jews to force them to serve in the army. But it wouldn't be silence.

Norway has removed all of its $2tn Investment Fund from Israel linked banks, as it continues its policy of BDS against Israel. Well done Norway.

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Ukraine has hit a huge Russian data centre linked to bot farms. In unrelated news, does anyone know why every Reform account on Twitter is getting hardly any likes and shares?

I wonder if Israel will ban Miriam Margolyes?

Coldplay to play halftime show of Pete Hegseths’ live-streamed firing squad execution newsthump.com/2026/10/09/c...

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Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years. Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second. Ban Israel.

America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.

The person responsible for carrying out the totally independent investigation into Reform and clearing the party of all wrongdoing has been identified.

Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.

British officials have warned Israel that if the UK consulate in East Jerusalem is closed and British diplomats are expelled, Britain will expel 27 Israeli diplomats and their families.

FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper

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Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.

Netanyahu has spent his rant to an empty room mostly justifying Israel's colonisation of the West Bank and screaming how Turkey is anti-Semitic. It really would be nice to see Turkey crush Israel.

Ossoff: "What did they spend the most political capital trying to do over the last 18 months? Cover up the Epstein files. They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

Israel is experiencing an exodus of tech workers, engineers, doctors, the wealthy, most between 30-50 years old. This compounded by war debt, isolation as a pariah state, and they are not sustainable. May their collapse be swift for the sake of the world.

El-Sayed on RFK JR: It goes back to the fact that they appointed a guy who takes his kids swimming in Schitt's Creek. I find it personally offensive that my dude works out in jeans. Either he is not really working out or he just has massive calluses on the inside of his legs. It is not right

Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”

Ossoff: Blanche is a joke and a hack. These folks are not just corrupt, they're clowns. Here you have a Kremlin connected Russian oligarch giving massive cash gifts to the president's son…

What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?

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