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I'm flattered someone was mad enough to preserve it and find me on Bluesky to send it to me again

Hot take: Vtuber designs are getting boring nowadays. Everyone is just a variation of hot girl or sexy boy. We need to see more creative variations, maybe like a gorilla. He could have a jetpack, and maybe a big bubble to protect against AOE spam.

CachyOS is the “I want the bleeding edge updates because I’m 25 and I like breaking my computer for fun” choice and Bazzite is the “I straight up don’t have time for that shit any more”’choice that also works in a very strange way that I respect.

trans people: i'm trans society: ok gay winston: excuse me for frotting in!

relax, i'll handle it

*slaps thick cock against the podium microphone* is this thing on

please stop replying to game devs saying things like "well look on the bright side those laid off devs can start their own indie studios now" because eventually one of us is going to snap and "WITH WHAT FUCKING MONEY" would be a shitty last thing to hear before you die

the year is 2003. EA shutters one of your favorite rts developers after running their brand into the ground. the year is 2004. EA shutters one of your favorite rpg developer after running their brand into the ground. the year is 2026

o7...

In the Japanese PC-88 port of Ultima 3: Exodus by Pony Canyon, if you try to Talk/Transact (T key) to an enemy monster, they literally say "FUCK YOU!!" in English. Hilarious, and apparently nobody has discovered or posted about this before online in English or Japanese

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

This shit is so cool. They took away being able to afford computers for this shit.

my wife makes me a pervert

hi @bsky.app curious to know why are you promoting this on x the everything app and not making an announcement about it on your own platform?

holy shit she's reading

Wanna meet a Dragon? #deadlock #deadlockPaige

okay first off, rude

THE EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER FOR LINUX DOES NOT GIVE ADEQUATE LICENSE NOTICE FOR THE PROTON/WINE IT DOWNLOADS @valvesoftware.com @winehq.org SIC EM BOYS

a girl who licks up all the Ray from your William Johnson after a handjob >>>>>

Give a man an omelette, you'll feed him an egg. Give a man a staircase, you'll teach him to fall down the stairs other men. You can teach a man to stairs but you cant fall a man to swim.

do you think the bat from thhis bmoive wou;f kiss "tung ung sahur" ?

new anbernic thing is killing me. everyone was so excited for Remember the 3DS? It's Back, in Unlicensed Android Device Form because the use case of these devices is to download pokemon games and not play them, and then they swapped the c-stick for a dedicated AI button. if you laugh you go to hell

#Deadlock #Ratlock

In this post I talk about Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous (Don't... don't look at this site on your phone) joopii.site/posts/Pathfi...

started uploading reviews to my chud ass website and i realize i need to find a way to sort this shit by most recent and not alphabetically

the shower is the most hallucinatory zone to be in

thank you @mentha.fun my mug broke last week and i cried for an hour straight but this saved me from killing myself

welcome to good burger home of the good burger did we ever catch kony

whenever i’m watching porn and he slaps her on the butt i’m always like what the hell why would you do that, please be kind

thinkin about the pools

Also: Sir Francois and the Dragon is an all-new full color 17-page prequel about an adventure during Elan's time as a herald, before joining Roy. It's available now as a PDF from Gumroad: richburlew.gumroad.com/l/ootssfatd

The first beta release of the MediEvil Recomp project is out now! This lets you play MediEvil with widescreen support, scaling aspect ratio, increased draw distance/render distance, increase FPS support, PGXP, Better Terrain, Frame Interpolation, and other things all natively running on your PC.

Game Grumps 2: This Time, We're Not Fucking Around

of course not, no one's buying!

Baba is gona send the birds D: 🐥 #deadlock #deadlockfanart

Jill with that choker you find in the mansion.

Man, they gotta change that JoJo end song: aftermath.site/jojo-steel-bal...

the spirit of tumblr user isuggestforcefem haunts my craft

The Dark Eidolon gotta be one of the stories tbh

ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean