Josh Jersild

Finally doing an intro. I'm Josh Jersild, I do mostly coding but some music as well. Some projects (most links in bio): Cathode Retro: CRT TV emulation shaders Procyon: a shmup on Steam Mop of Destiny: platformer at mopofdestiny.com Also I sometimes do cover songs on YouTube Formerly @ Sucker Punch

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

God let nothing I do in my professional career ever be described as “defective at a level that’s challenging the imagination of many of the engineers studying the incident”

I'm sorry, your private key was ... 4? FOUR?

Really glad I moved my blog to a static site generator a couple years back, given today's PHP vulns 😬

Making an NES game that's a love letter to autumn #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart

Finished Belmont's Curse, my thoughts: + It's a good Castlevania! + Smaller in scope than SotN which imo is a good thing + Some neat map zones! - Music has the right vibe but none of it is particularly memorable, sadly. No CV bangers this time - No jumping on gear teeth in Clock Tower Enjoyed it!

Everyone says "We have unlimited PTO" but suddenly get real weird about it when you want to take a 5-year paid vacation

"signify" is pronounced wrong: it should be sign-ify not sig-nify.

Alright everyone shut up, it's Castlevania time

OpenAI suddenly cares about intellectual property?

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

Eventually on the quest for AGI, the LLMs will surpass the intelligence of their creators, but not for the reason they think

Eventually on the quest for AGI, the LLMs will surpass the intelligence of their creators, but not for the reason they think

Turns out, working from home does get a little more challenging when the power is out

Got the newest @brandonsanderson.com book today, and the mailman left a lil note with it

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

My painting, "Capy Easter"! It started out as random scribbling and turned into this cheerful painting! #capybara #art #easter #easteregg #painting

It was either Serial Experiments Lain or the Ghost in the Shell movie, can't remember which I got first

Control Resonant is a game about an enemy with an awful, distorted message that convinces many who hear it, which has broken containment, at the same time there's also a giant awful biological contagion sweeping through everything, all in a world that feels ever more twisted Unrelatable

What a time to get an idea for how to solve an issue with the lighting model I've been trying to develop for my game, right after Control Resonant drops

Environmental storytelling

Environmental storytelling

DO YOU REMEMBER

Accidentally found an optical illusion. #Blender #MotionGraphics #OpArt

My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)

I think it's bullshit that you can give yourself tennis elbow without even playing tennis

Got these awesome stickers from @sleepimali.bsky.social today! They're a birthday gift for the teen - she's gonna love them (especially the Snail Crossing one) They're adorable af and I highly recommend getting some if you like cute stickers 😃

In case you ever want to accurately simulate the sound of a horny male fruit fly, I gotchu bennjordan.github.io/fruitflysynth/

Okay this is the funniest possible thing that could have happened next

Dammit the bbq spot near me (Carolina Smoke) closed for good yesterday and now there is no good barbecue left in this whole godforsaken state 2026, do better

I liked back when we were trying to figure out which things were secretly cake more than trying to figure which things are secretly AI generated

Make a band edible: My Chemical Romaines

DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--

I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.

She knows how to be cozy and still stare at me 😃

goddamn that's so expensive! I could buy like 10 eggs that might make me shit myself with that kind of money!

"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p)

if I did real youtube vids I would make the absolute silliest faces I could and use those on my thumbnails as a joke, and get no views but it'd be funny to me, personally

In my ongoing quest to save my favorite moments from twitter, I am sharing one of my favorite viral tweets: the time my grandmother was trying to explain to me that something was in her garden eating her tomatoes but accidentally created a god-tier meme

this is not a drill. i made the Catwick stickers.

sometimes in coding, things take way longer than you expect then sometimes you set aside an entire week for a feature you think is going to take an eternity to implement and it turns out it was like 20 lines of code changed and took an hour.

preserving my best cohost post before they shut the lights off

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