Joshua Kramer

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

My brother has got a pamphlet in here and it's accompanied by a bunch of other bangers! Pick this up!

I thought this would be tough but honestly this list is kind of locked in! One of these is not like the others 😭😂

Peep my newest module, Heartless Eternal! A pitcher-plant dungeon where you can leave whenever you want — all it costs is a lifetime. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/n...

Posing as a Columbo type photographer at a gala in Blades 68 and feeling alive as hell. I got one stress left to burn and a psychic rat. I can punch anyone

Destiny being back oh helllll yes

saw this post about the dan gheesling situation on the NL subreddit and its frying me

Pretty interesting copyright knot that the VHS: SCP movie has tangled itself in. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

I remember irrationally worrying as a teenager that the Amiibo CPU that you could train in Smash Bros Wii U was in some sense a step too close to "unethically raising and then imprisoning a thinking being" And I fuckin maintain that. Only real AI weve ever done as a species. My Olimar is alive

what a curious day to put these on sale

I been hacked. all my marios gone. this just sold please help me

I take back my shittalk of the Ocarina of Time remake. Everything worth making fun of there is more worth making more fun of in Wolverine good lord

I want to apologize for having called generative AI users sloppers many times this year... It was wrong of me and I feel bad for the misnomer. I meant to call them "fucko demon sloppers." So sorry.

Remake isn't AAA pilled enough for me. Loading screens didn't get replaced by Narrow Gap Between Rock. Link doesn't have Kokiri Vision to locate clues and show enemies through walls

idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great

You better play as The Clown or else uli-critter.itch.io/clown-class-...

YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.

They're always copying our damning schtick. What the shart.

He's been making sure you wouldn't

God I love Spelljammer

Mothership Month is back this year, with one big caveat: no crowdfunding, no new releases. Instead we're investing back in the community: For starters: the Jump-9 Writers Grant will invest $9k in 3 new writers to help them each create a Mothership zine. www.failuretolerated.com/mothership-m...

Jesus Christ

How do you cast for Professor X without asking the applicants to shave their heads bald. This new guy could be good but how do we know. How could the casting director know

Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

Mario Sunshine is one of the best 3D Mario games until you actually play it and realize it's one of the most frustrating games Nintendo's ever made

MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT

For as awful as the NFT era was it did produce some hilarious moments

Excited to announce I have accepted the role of Mr. Piss Water the Little Fucking Piece of Shit in the new HBO series based on the beloved Harry Potter intellectual property. For less than my quote but still.

can't believe they left out

Me when I ship a bunch of books and I am so so scared for their lives. Sending my 865 softcover children to boarding school. If they get bullied I hope insurance covers it

every time a 360 shooter everyone hated at the time for being lowest common demonstrator slop that is now getting video essays from zoomers talking like its the lost soul of the once beautiful games industry i smile. thats the circle of life

rt to hold space 4 gamers #space4gamers

An important message from all of us at Nintendo of America: We are heartbroken to announce the passing of Cranky Kong. He passed away sometime last night after getting caught in a gust of wind and hitting the side of an apartment building. No memorial service will be held, as per his will.

The connoisseur

i'm such a fraud, people only like my work because it's good 😔

All the people who are anti-Wii U or want to slow Wii U progress, we have one question: if the Wii U disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through a work day without Ultra Smash, Amiibo Festival, or any other Wii U title? Imagine the Wii U was suddenly banned. Would you actually give it up?

Give the people what they want, Wizards.

Universes Beyond that MUST happen for D&D to be saved: - Sonic the Hedgehog

D&D Universes Beyond means there's still a route to success for the Neopets RPG.

taking the hrt that makes me more nimble and able to jump higher than other characters