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BABE WAKE UP SYRACUSE OTTO HELMETS JUST DROPPED WEARING ON SATURDAY

Best time of year to touch grass

Can't believe they didn't immediately pan back to Aussie punting is winning dude

This game is so drunk, Floyd's also wasted

Sad Duck (via The Oregon Duck)

Ed Reed still tha goat, pullin on a vape & spittin truths: "what you see is what it was'

First Halloween party of the season tonight. Decided I'm gonna workshop a bit of saying "stay ghoul" to everyone I meet

If Zohran Mamdani or Abdul El-Sayed had used the word “Shylock” as an insult, the ADL would be attacking them by name relentlessly. But Donald Trump used it, so we get a generic condemnation of the word without any specific reference to who actually used it, and with no assumption of intent.

Meanwhile, our Washington Wizard’s latest post on this site is from 15 months ago. It is also inexplicably weird and sad. So, I guess we’re ready too.

Ahahahhaha, $250k to get owned on viral video lmao

Fuckin A... I know bluesky's got a cesspool of pedants & contrarians & argumentarians, but gd it's as close to the old internet as we've got these days, right? I was just gifted a knowledge bomb about the Beastie Boys & Led Zeppelin from a person in Sakerlina who's fighting for legal weed there!

"Rhymin & Stealin" opens with John Bonham’s iconic drum loop from "When the Levee Breaks". Jimmy Page never sued the Beastie Boys for the unauthorized usage. Page reportedly viewed the sampling as a compliment and considered taking legal action uncool. #LedZeppelin 🎸🎸 #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐 🤘🤘🤘

doing some AI, keeping it real

I just edited an outgoing email's 3-item bullet list, into a numerical list. Not all heroes wear capes.

Fascinating. I appreciate Fielder's commitment to, and authenticity with, not knowing and generally hoping to avoid his putting thoughts about what to expect from the film into other peoples' heads.

Hahaha exactly. My number one AI software use case is making other software more useful to me. Well, maybe that's #2... #1 is prob making AI software make itself more useful to me.

Speaking of data centers— Drove from DC to Middleburg, VA this AM. Data center after data center data center. But they’re almost all displaying giant American flags, so they must be ok!

"Use your words"--one of my favorite things to say to my kitties.

Alt text included. My apologies for missing it on the original post but I was a mess reading it.

Man, I haven't been to the Black Cat in a longass time, any dc-area friendos wanna join me?

I don't vote in Maine, but if I did, I would find this pretty convincing. Electing criminals has not served us well.

Yes. These flawed logic puzzles are not too complex to debunk. Look how easy it is!

Troy Jackson after Collins takes credit for rural healthcare cuts in big beautiful bill not being as bad as they could've been even though she voted to advance the bill: "Sen. Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"

I've grown to really dislike this mostly benign-looking white woman who could be any of 100 women at my mom's church. She holds too much power to be this mid. Sunlight remains the best disinfectant & it's past time for her to abdicate.

Fine fine, we'll talk about Guinness closing in Baltimore.

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

I adore dunking, as my friends know. One of my favorite categories of dunks is upon smug, self-important assholes who speak and write like they're better than us, yet make continued, repeated mistakes while presenting flawed logic. Dunks on shite judges is as much fun as dunks on Michigan bloggers.

one funny thing about Alito is he is constantly fuming over his critics. just a big blubbering baby.

So pretty out

Here’s the roster of umpires for the first set of series. I have no idea who 90% of these umps are. 20 years ago i could’ve named 100%. Standardization has sawed off the edges of their talent and personalities. Probably a good thing I shouldn’t really know who these guys are.

Turn JD Vance into Shane Beamer Bert Challenge

Bret Bielema, a nation turns to you in their time time of need