nope

WE DID IT. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVED WE DEFEATED USA WE DEFEATED A COUP WE DEFEATED META WE DEFEATED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO SILENCE BRAZILIA PEOPLE LULA WON GUYS. THE PEOPLE WON.

In the only photo of the candidate he’s supporting she is out of focus and has her eyes closed. All of the photos are of him.

who’s got two thumbs and just took the montreal cognitive assessment again

washington dc has been throwing around the idea of charging excise tax based on curb weight. as an owner of a heavy EV I wouldn’t love it, but I’d support it

freudian slip, he was thinking about that photo of piker

that’s definitely not a no

man I just remembered that the “banking laws” Denny Hastert violated were because he was embezzling campaign donations to bribe the MANY MEN HE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN IN HIS CARE

did it upend his legacy? did being a serial molester upend his legacy?

so when having lunch with someone who would gleefully send my family to camps and wants us all to live in a diminished, sweltering world, do we have to split the bill?

cc @mapquest.com

oh so we CAN use the active voice when it’s not a motorist got it

Eldon Tyrell ass glasses

Weekends. Eight hour work days. Minimum wage. None of these came from corporations deciding to be fair. We have them because we fought tooth and nail for good working conditions - and we're still fighting. Last year, my office put over $8 million back into workers' pockets. Happy Labor Day, y'all.

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

fitting that it’s because of a divorce thing because this guy always seemed super divorced

this is an incredibly dangerous intersection for pedestrians and cyclists, and drivers still treat the mass ave bridge like a quarter mile drag strip. there needs to be more traffic calming measures on mem drive or it needs to be ripped out entirely.

Love seeing those “i bought this before we knew Elon was crazy” bumper stickers on teslas plugged into Tesla destination chargers.

and now he gets to make 80 skrillion dollars a year lobbying for online sports betting while doing constant cable news hits where he demands that democrats disavow some twitch streamer

“So it’s like a tamagotchi?” I say to the guy who’s been talking my ear off about this game for ten minutes

juvenocracy is way stupider than gerontocracy, and at least with gerontocracy we get to enjoy the timely deaths of people who suck

by the way, earth 2 was way ahead of its time, and tim curry was an excellent villain. it’s not on streaming right now but if it was I’d rewatch it for a third time.

oh ok, glad that I don’t have to pretend to find your gas station-cum-walmart’s branding twee and clever anymore

many are calling this the most bluesky take ever

I think the biggest impediment to passing and implementing speed camera laws is the fact that virtually every city in this country is governed by some home rule fuckery which forces them to go begging to their legislature to accomplish anything meaningful

I don’t think people like this should be employed except as ballista test dummies

the way these people always tell on themselves well I’m a sloppy drunk who my friends can’t stand so being relegated to the trunk is normal

love to admit being friends with domestic abusers

I’ve been hit by drunk drivers twice and by regular (shitty) drivers two other times, and do I think we should outlaw cars until major changes in driver training and behavior have been made? Well yes, actually I do.

this is “Rome retreating from Britain” type shit

this morning the nyt ran a piece about how Mike Johnson was campaigning for neo-nazi Brandon Herrera, but this dipshit won’t even align himself with people who agree with him on just about everything except for supporting a genocide. Fuck off.

subway take: if a Strava segment includes a stop sign and you don’t stop at it then your time doesn’t count

If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)

this is what tens of billions of us taxpayer money going to stabilize a right wing idiot who wrecked his own economy buys you these days

I just took a 40 mile bike ride, originating in one of the most densely populated neighborhoods in the state, going past countless berry farms, at least two grazing paddocks, numerous farm stands, and two state parks, and then returning to my trash strewn liberal hellhole to do drugs and crimes

the other week I got into a shouting match with a driver who had cut me off, and I said something unkind, and their response was to swerve into the bike lane and then speed off. just casually threatening death or grievous injury because of an argument.

Noom needs an option for meal tracking that’s called “kids birthday party” and it’s just 2000 calories with a bunch of carbs and fats because I honestly just go into a fugue state

a wasp stung the palm of my hand when I tried to swat it away on mile four of a thirty mile bike ride, and I kept going and even got three PRs. but tell me more about how we don’t need bike infrastructure because we have winters.

www.wtsp.com/article/news... big, if true lol