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Cyndi Lauper is amazing, fuck off if you don’t agree

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

VU arox

Yeah, no dice, Em. This isn't about putting aside political differences; this is choosing to be friends with someone who is an avid supporter of a rapist, bigot, fascist piece of shit. If you can accept that in a friend, then you're no better. #fuckMAGA #eminemusedtobecool

...oh good! we've reached the "mutating cockroaches" part of the end of days...

...now that there's snow falling it's time to put out the beds by the heat vents. They're already a hit...

When did mice stop doing this?

Clearly this cat is a vampire.

*gently taps microphone* Ah hem... Fuck the price of gas That is all

...spending an evening yelling along with Dave is as good as it gets... #foofightersregina #davegrohl #holyfuck #rocknroll

...rainy holiday plans... #Ollie #adoptdontshop #dogsofbluesky

...sadly, in this conservative hotbed, he'll be greeted with open arms 🤮... #ihateithere

In honour of Dolly Parton, encourage your children to read books. In honour of Tim Curry, encourage them to play near an open storm drain in the rain.

...I'll be needing a moment to compose myself...

...FUCK @aircanada.bsky.social so hard. Worst customer service ever...

Getting books from the library has big “look at these cool rocks I found” energy

ACAB means what you think it means but it also means "all cats are babies."

...I am a cat...

The fundamental problem with low-carb diets is that bread is *delicious*.

...when life hands you lemons, buy a house!...

...Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate! Today, we loaf... #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop #PennyLane #Dumpling #Fozzy #Max

...Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate! Dumpling would like to remind everyone to take some time for self-care. And by self-care he means ignore everyone unless they have food. Be kind and stay safe everyone!...

Goals.

...the little tuck n roll out of nowhere 😍 I would die for this little mutant trash panda... #Jimothy

...Happy #catboxsunday! Penny Lane went into the box and for the life of her cannot remember what she went in there for... #adoptdontshop #seniorcats

...Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate! My poor Dumpling was rudely attacked in his own yard by a new cat that has moved into the neighborhood. I have named this new cat Trump since he likes to pick fights in yards that aren't his. Be kind and stay safe everyone!... #adoptdontshop #FuckTrump

...FUCKING FUCK CANCER...

He is PERFECT ... #Jimothy

...Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate! Penny Lane is holding me hostage in an attempt to force me to rest. I've developed Stockholm syndrome already and am fully compliant. Be kind and stay safe everyone!... #PennyLane #adoptdontshop #seniorcatsofbluesky #fuckyourfascistpancakes

Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”

I like how cats are cute but also they carry knives on their feet and mouths.

You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.

...Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate! My WFH assistant is nailing the assignment... #Dumpling #adoptdontshop #catsofbluesky #rescuecats

...Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate! To our American friends, Happy Independence Day! Penny would like to let everyone know that every day is Independence Day for cats because they are ungovernable. Be kind and stay safe, everyone!... #PennyLane #adoptdontshop #catsofbluesky #seniorcats

...it's #IndependenceDay for our neighbors to the south so to honour them we've created our own reflecting (paddling) pool... #America250 #reflectingpool #FuckTrump #willithappentoday

...is it over? Did the wedding happen? Can we get on to living our lives again?...

...Happy Canada Day to my fellow Canucks! I've never appreciated my own country as much as I have in the last couple of years. Our past is not perfect, but we're proving to be a country on the correct side of history amidst all the current chaos. You're never too old for growth... #proudcanadian

All cats are good cats but 'this is not my cat' cats are perhaps my favourite cats. The audacity of plonking yourself down on a stranger's sofa and saying "'sup?"

...happy #Caturday to all who celebrate. Max is doing his best to just blend into the background today. Be kind and stay safe, everyone. #Max #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop #seniorcats

...is it hot in here or is it just me?...