Justin Alcon

its great weather for second line sunday

If you ever feel bad about yourself and think that you are a failure, know that some people are confident enough to become BBC Cyber Correspondents without knowing what PHP is. Attack your day with this energy.

Okay this is hilarious.

and possibly folded

Quoth the Raven, "Oof. Hard pass."

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ok wtf

im really enjoying this at a pub where hip to be square is on not the game sound

weird science is not a halloween song. that wasn’t spooky it was magical

i dont care for the monster mash

Does this mean there are different states of jazz matter? Jazz solids. Jolids. Jiquids. Jazzma.

when asked about men having two women or three as the song goes, ive often countered with .75. like a four five day a week wife with a couple days off.

interviewing someone in the last work hour of the week is nuts. im on fumes here.

*pronounces debt with a hard b*

so a truck fell off the 10 by the circle food #nolasky

Airbnb just updated their TOS to no longer require guests to do chores like doing the dishes, taking out the trash, and making the beds. Airbnb hosts are furious, with them now having to clean up their own houses when guests leave.

PHP RCE, GitLab vulnerability, TLS with Node.js, SSL signed with 4

Nintendo doing nothing with F-Zero since GCN iirc is a generational travesty

A Clockwork Orange Julius

batman forever 21

the only surprise about this pile of bull is that cato has a bluesky wtf? if it wasnt for the check id assume troll.

31 flavors flave

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a picture of a boat you like.

so i went outside last night.

took the fam to kbbq after the 8 yo won his football game. food was good but 40$ a head and im still cooking my own food? 🙄 still love anything unlimited with hungry kids.

some solid local puns #nolasky

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He's also ruined "grok," using it as he does for an LLM that fundamentally fails, on multiple levels, the entire concept of "grokking." But this is the Billionaire Way, naming shit for things in their favorite books in ways that the original authors would likely look on in horror

mfs out here literally arguing what words mean to the dictionary

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it me

woman of my dreams? I don’t sleep so I can’t find her…

if for no other reason than to know where the beat for 20 of your favorite songs is are really from.

mine too in that its derived from smuggling moonshine

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

I was gonna say shartis.

upstairs at avenue pub. eddy murphy party all the time playing. vibes.

claude be like, “i’m not a killer but dont push me”