Kevin van Haaren

Kevin van Haaren

@kevin.crime.group

Designated dingus. Kansas City, MO. He/him Mastodon: @kevin@elephant.crime.group

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Kevin van Haaren reposted

I genuinely don't think "Arabs were doing some really important work a thousand years ago" is a good rebuttal to RFK's racism. Tawakkol Karman won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2011. Omar M. Yaghi won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 2005. Maryam Mirzakhani won the Fields Medal in 1977.

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social

RFK jr is an asshole (but we already knew that). Moreover, he's wrong. Why is algebra called that? Who gave us the digit 0 (zero)? And our current number system? Why is the star Betelgeuse called that, for that matter? And so on.

Kevin van Haaren reposted

🎉 Welcome to the Public Domain, EDWARD STEICHEN’S FASHION FOR VOGUE (1930) 📸🖼️ Model Marion Morehouse wears a dress by Madeleine Vionnet in this photograph by Steichen, one of the most influential fashion & modernist photographers of his era. More ⤵️ archive.org/details/vogu... #PublicDomain

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Replying to @evanurquhart.bsky.social

It's important to recognize this - and I think it's important for me, as a trans man, to clearly say I recognize this: Rowling's primary motivating factor is an intense irrational hatred of trans women. There's nothing else but that in the entire 2200 word essay.

Kevin van Haaren reposted

• Ahmed Zewail (Egypt / US): Won 1999 Nobel Prize in #Chemistry • Nader Masmoudi (Tunisia): Won Fermat Prize in #mathematics • Abbas Bahri (Tunisia): also received the Fermat Prize • Sir Michael Atiyah (Lebanese descent / British): #mathematician who won both Fields Medal and Abel Prize.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

lol, this was how I figured out I had adhd at 50. I mentioned on Twitter (when it was good) that coffee doesn't keep me awake, it just evened me out and an acquaintance mentioned it was a classic adhd symptom and I should read up on it.

ADHD Memes@adhdforreal.bsky.social

We know he isn't talking about the US because he didn't say pisspot

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

Kevin van Haaren reposted

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Kevin van Haaren reposted

Abolish prisons except for the one we build specifically for Stephen Miller.

Micah@rincewind.run

of all of the people in this administration who deserve to go to jail stephen miller deserves to go to jail the most

Josh Hawley hasn't been denounced by his Jesuit all-boy catholic high school...

amy brown 👻@amybrown.xyz

do you understand how bad you have to fuck up to be denounced by your all-boys catholic high school AND the cleveland plain dealer?

Kevin van Haaren reposted

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

The Heritage Foundation, in 1994, complaining about "attacks" on the "American Tradition of Personal Responsibility" www.heritage.org/political-pr...

heritage.orgThe American Tradition of Personal ResponsibilityThere is a saying, apparently from Oregon, that you do not know how big a tree is until you cut it down. It is a human tendency not to value something until it is under assault or lost.
Holly Brewer@earlymodjustice.bsky.social

“Several conservative organizations …— including the Heritage Foundation and American Moment — have pressed White House counsel to either prepare pardons or put in place funding for the legal fees necessary to defend junior staffers from criminal and congressional probes or potential lawsuits.”

Kevin van Haaren reposted

Every so often I think about the number and scale of catastrophes Trump has baked into the global economy/security situation that haven’t eventuated yet and then sort of shrug and pour another cup of coffee because I can’t do anything about it.

Kevin van Haaren reposted

press 4 to pay respects

Phillip Carter@phillipcarter.dev

I am sorry but this is the funniest outcome. They ragequit the CA business because people were mean to them on social media loooooool emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

Kevin van Haaren reposted

Not a single word of this is hyperbolic in the slightest. Buy your friends in cybersecurity the drink or chocolate of their choice right now. We are not doing well

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social

wrote about "Black October," the PHP vulnerability, and the AI-fueled dread and panic I'm seeing among almost all of the cybersecurity experts I've ever known. I think people w/ LLMs are brute forcing software the same way they brute forced social media w/ slop www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...

God this just makes me despise Trump, the GOP, RFKjr, all the "maha" fuckers even more.

STAT@statnews.com

#Breaking: Detailed data confirm Moderna and Merck cancer vaccine met key endpoints in melanoma trial https://www.statnews.com/2026/10/22/esmo-moderna-merck-cancer-vaccine-intismeran-data-released/

Kevin van Haaren reposted

Somebody paid money to find out that Hunter Biden is slightly less unpopular than Don Jr which is, on the one hand, an utter waste of money, but on the other hand, hilarious.

Kevin van Haaren reposted

Yeah... We noticed.

Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ@padresj.bsky.social

Banks that fell over themselves to offer loans to AI companies are quietly unloading their massive bets onto their unsuspecting peers. Isn't this how the economic crisis of 2008 started? startupfortune.com/banks-are-no...

Kevin van Haaren reposted

this whole expose was WILD to me and also made so much sense: data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...

data4democracy.substack.comThe Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam MachineHow a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social

Do they even understand how much they’re pissing people off by doing this. Whatever research that convinces them that spamming everyone is all upside is bullshit. It is like they’d rather have all my contact info to sell to other campaigns forever than receive my donation. It sucks.

Kevin van Haaren reposted

BREAKING: SCOTUS rejects Trump admin's request to allow it to end gender-affirming medical care in prisons — a significant, if tentative, rejection of one of the admin's most extreme anti-trans arguments. Only Thomas and Alito noted they would have granted the stay. More to come: www.lawdork.com

I saw rumors of php issues last night, upgraded my lonely personal vm, realized patches aren't out yet, shutoff php and went to bed. Php patches should be out in around 20 min.

shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night

Kevin van Haaren reposted

Replying to @marisakabas.bsky.social

Huge follow-up reporting to my scoop: The Guardian confirmed America Next—the conservative nonprofit founded by Bobby Jindal that was offering students $ to disrupt El-Sayed events—paid a firm registered to Tommy Teepell’s dad Timmy $250k for “canvassing and influencer marketing” against El-Sayed.

theguardian.comMichigan heckler the son of Republican adviser paid for ‘influencer marketing’ against El-SayedTimmy Teepell’s firm paid $250,000 by America Next, which has been trying to gin up ‘organic’ opposition to El-Sayed