Kevin Baird

iOS 27 touted a feature that lets you control alarm and alert and ring sound levels independently. Finally. But it doesn’t seem to work when Bluetooth connected to the car. Txt alert sounds still come blasting through

Who knew the 2026 midterms would come down to which side supports child rape? Strange times, indeed.

Taken: 9 September 2026 (8:18pm – 10:13pm) "I estimate there are approximately 14,000 satellite trail appearances across the 578 photographs. These aren't necessarily 14,000 different satellites, as the same satellite can appear in multiple exposures." "This is NOT AI-generated." #Kikorangi #nzpol

Guilfoyle returning to the US is the worst news Gavin Newsom has gotten all year.

Spotted:

this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read

When Ukraine destroys Russian data centers, hoards of aggressive right-wing bots disappear & the internet becomes friendlier. So much of politics is driven by the internet & so much of the internet is driven by Russians who want to hurt us. Shouldn’t we do something about that, given that we know it

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say, privately, the couple disapproves of letting Iran obliterate LA and San Diego.

Donald Trump: prescription drug addict. Kash Patel: alcoholic. Pete Hegseth: alcoholic. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict. Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for dumb Nazis.

it's always the ones you most suspect

NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.

How do you think potash is transported? The shipping route for Belarusian potash to the United States would have to rely on Russian railways and Russian Baltic ports because European Union transit bans still block direct access to Baltic ports in Lithuania and Poland.

The Paul brothers visited the Pentagon today. Perhaps Hegseth has hired them to do the morning wood inspections for the new low-T program. taskandpurpose.com/culture/paul...

We must flip the House and the Senate in 44 days to take back budget authority to Congress. This is existential.

Stop Demolition Man. #SistersInLaw analyze the SCOTUS ruling stopping Trump’s mail-in voting executive order, Trump’s egotistical nonstop attempt to take over the Kennedy Center, and Katie Phang’s win and Blanche’s loss re Epstein files, and answer your qs. LINK: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

This, my friends, is gaslighting. Congress is the top three or four of all time only on abdicating its responsibilities. 

Remember, that anti-labor restaurant “service charge” fee bullshit is OPTIONAL. Just ask them to remove that fee if you see it on your bill.

1/ This @propublica.org story is just gobsmacking. As table stakes: why does a family of billionaires need help paying for weddings? And why would they accept from Russian oligarch with ties to Putin and FSB? www.propublica.org/article/dona...

"This is what I believe to be the first salvo in Russia's targeting" of the November US midterm elections, said Clemson University's Darren Linvill, an expert on Russian influence campaigns.

NEW: A Russian disinformation operation has turned its attention to the US midterm elections, unleashing a series of deepfake videos that depict celebrities attacking Democrats, researchers said. www.france24.com/en/live-news...

The whole thing youtube.com/watch?v=WLDE...

BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.

“You guys, Hitler wants to see Poland succeed”

Here’s to the crazy new Apple CEOs still not being able to Think Differrent

🎯 😢

It looks like Donald Trump forgot to pull Mike Johnson's head out of his ass before he put his pants on.

It would be wild for him to pull this kind of shit during a shaky confirmation process if executing moves like this weren't the exact reason he was nominated in the first place.

If you gargled iodine, drank bleach, swallowed hydroxychloroquine, injected Formula 409, gobbled horse dewormer, or shined a flashlight up your own ass to prevent COVID-19, you don't get an opinion on Dr. Fauci.

The same people who think the moon landing was faked think this is real.

Is Moscow Mitch dead yet? Costco has Booker’s again and I’d like to end my Kentucky boycott.

If the waves are 10’ why does the surf advisory extend 10 miles in from the coast. Did they leave off a zero??

Close enough. Count it

In 2001, Walter Cronkite appeared on the David Letterman show and shared his thoughts.

ICE agents are cosplay betas who order blooming onions as entrées.

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: In a stunning admission, the FBI just confirmed to me the existence of training videos instructing FBI analysts on what to redact in the Epstein Files. I’ll show you the letter and discuss the massive implications in one hour. Link below: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

ICE may have moved off the front page, but another man is dead after an encounter with agents, and the administration is still defending detention without bond. This is why we keep watching, even when the headlines move on. Read today’s Civil Discourse: joycevance.substack.com/p/ice-still-...

Democrats are communists in the same sense that Donald Trump is a Christian: They are not.

Mitch McConnell is/was a cheater and morally bankrupt. He would have wanted it this way, to go out as corrupt as when you were in office.

We the people want to get money OUT of politics, but the oligarchs on the court say we need MORE. Well then I say we need MORE justices on the court. 13 at least.

And in the biggest act of "See? We're not that bad!" ever, the Supreme Court holds that children born in the United States, regardless of their parents' citizenship status, are US citizens.

Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.

What Republicans say: "I think the president is getting bad advice." What Republicans mean: "I think the president is a fucking moron and I'm too big of a pussy to say so."