Kevin Weldon Has Risen From The Grave

Giant: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll GRIND HIS BONES to make my bread! Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using? Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...

Bluesky a band Panic! At Fucking Everything

Cinema owners unable to relax because they know at any moment a cinephile might try to fuck their cinema

This, from the hugely experienced Irish courts reporter, Isabel Hayes, on the Minister for Justice’s performative outrage over an ad about children and consent, is worth reading.

I had to doodle the Halloween costume I saw on a little kid this morning because it was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

A non-AI tool for making gig posters (via webcurios) www.desloppify.diy

Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter, Charlie Brown

No essential service, like counselling after SA should be provided for by an under funded charity. It should be part of State Paid Healthcare. #Spéirgorm

Also when are we going to face up to the fact that children are more likely to be SA by people known to them? Just look at he court cases this year? Want to protect kids? Teach them they have the right to say no to an adult hugging them. #spéirgorm

Diminish an anime Hedge Trimmer Man

Get fucked, Arnotts

bringing this back around

𝖶𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾.. 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇! 𝖥𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗍, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖺n entire 𝗌𝖾𝗍! 𝖲𝗈 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗎𝗌.. 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝖭𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌? 𝖯𝗈𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖮𝖼𝗍𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝟤𝟨! 1️⃣ The Warriors (1979) 2️⃣ Flash Gordon (1980) 3️⃣ The Lost Boys (1987) 📊 Show results

I disavow the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. Not the organisation, the name. Because it's a stupid name.

Dear Yahoo Mail. Kindly fuck off with this gamification shit. You are email. Be that.

Dolly Parton had a lot of plastic surgery and was a fantastic human being who you help and who you harm are the only criteria, people

The hand is the horse of the body. I will not elaborate.

We feed on the honks. The honks nourish us. #strike #speirgorm

Up the workers ✊ #Speirgorm

The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok

Joining my first picket line this morning. Annoyed that it has to be done but proud to be doing it all the same. #strike #speirgorm

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

🎵When I wake up in the morning, love 🎵I've got sockets but no eyes 🎵Because I am a skellington 🎵A super bony guy 🎵Then I play my ribs 🎵They're my private xylophone 🎵Dance around in crypts 🎵And I know it's gonna be 🎵A spooky day (spooky day, spooky day, spooky day, spooky day)

Fuckin knew that didn't smell right.

Are you the CEO of a giant corporation? If not, please stop referring to things as "IP"

Make a war film rubbish. Clifford The Big Red One

A.I. will take your job and suck the earth dry and replace everything that brings you joy with repulsive computer vomit that looks and sounds like shit and is loved by the worst and dumbest people you ever heard of who have worse taste than has ever previously been possible. Don't get left behind.

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

when your country decides to livestream an execution

Grosse Pointe Break

Slack Babbath

Please read Swan Boy and tell people about Swan Boy and join my patreon to see more/early Swan Boy

Beautiful timeline harmonising there by @mckelvie.bsky.social and @raxkingisdead.bsky.social

Ireland First Class Citizen type: Greyhound torture enthusiast Plant Hire CEO who would pass a lie detector test if the question was "who is the most persecuted person in the world" and they answered "me"

It's actually become ridiculous how specifically the Transmission line feels directed at me. I've bought and loved every release so far, now we get Miracle Mile in 4K? Probably my actual favourite movie? Please @filmsradiance.bsky.social may we have a Transmission subscription option?

Very very subject to change (I almost changed it three times just writing the alt text) #my9albums